1 00:00:01,569 --> 00:00:03,437 [logo chimes] 2 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:22,422 [bluesy electric guitar] 3 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,859 [upbeat rock music] 4 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:23,751 [tyres screech] 5 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:31,291 - Why do you interfere. 6 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,595 - Jo, why do you fight me? 7 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,330 We're allies. 8 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,766 - Patrick, you are a sad, strange little man. 9 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:40,233 And you have my pity. 10 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:47,842 - Complete and utter shit. 11 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,244 Solid gold shit. 12 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:56,483 Tugg Speedman. I'm...I'm just not the biggest fan. 13 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:59,921 - A father with money and an idiot with an expensive habit. 14 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,155 The transition from drugs to movie making 15 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:04,257 has been glorious for us. 16 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,828 - The problem with Tugg Speedman movies are his endings. 17 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:08,596 - Well, it's not just the endings. 18 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:11,633 We even got shortchanged on the nudity. 19 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:13,701 Esme Presley used a body double. 20 00:02:13,735 --> 00:02:14,769 - Hmm. 21 00:02:15,670 --> 00:02:17,371 - I've just had a thought. 22 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:19,674 What do you think if I asked you to present the awards? 23 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,341 - Oh, Gabriel, let me stop you there. 24 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,544 I'm not presenting these awards. 25 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:25,513 - Well, that would be a mistake. 26 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:28,549 A missed opportunity for you, Will the farmer. 27 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:30,852 It's on brand. 28 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:34,589 - Gabriel, your little festival. It's a low rent nightmare. 29 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,189 Whatever bullshit you've done 30 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:38,458 to get this accredited by the academy, it's a win here. 31 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,661 Honestly, I don't want to be part of it 32 00:02:39,694 --> 00:02:41,228 when it all goes tits up. 33 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,797 - It's all showbiz, Will. 34 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,332 And you are one of the greats. 35 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:46,534 This is an opportunity that should be 36 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:47,535 grabbed with both hands. 37 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:48,836 - Gabriel, please. 38 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:50,437 Please don't bullshit me. 39 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:51,673 - Put on a show, Will. 40 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:54,207 Razzle dazzle 'em. 41 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,011 It will be you that they'll remember. 42 00:02:57,045 --> 00:02:58,345 - I don't want to present an award 43 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:01,549 to a shit Tarantino wannabe, Tugg Speedman. 44 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:02,984 - Truth is stranger than fiction, Will. 45 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:03,985 Look, um. 46 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,553 Why don't you stay? 47 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:09,991 Listen to the key speaker talk and then see how you feel. 48 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:11,224 - Do you know what? 49 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:12,259 [coughing] 50 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,427 I don't feel well, Gabriel. 51 00:03:13,895 --> 00:03:14,962 - It's funny, isn't it? 52 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,699 If you've got a tractor, you're a farmer. 53 00:03:17,732 --> 00:03:19,366 If you don't, you're just a gardener. 54 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:20,501 - Do you know what? 55 00:03:20,535 --> 00:03:22,570 I am not sitting here listening to that. 56 00:03:23,538 --> 00:03:25,506 - Oh, 57 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:27,942 - Gabriel? Are you all right? 58 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,010 [Gabriel groans] 59 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:33,614 [bagpipes playing] 60 00:04:02,777 --> 00:04:03,811 - Hello. 61 00:04:09,584 --> 00:04:11,753 Well hello, Giggles. 62 00:04:11,786 --> 00:04:13,420 I didn't know we were gonna be a threesome tonight. 63 00:04:13,955 --> 00:04:15,690 - What's the point in having a phone 64 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,357 if you don't read your messages? 65 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,626 - Oh, shit. 66 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,595 Sorry. No, I've been avoiding my dad all day, so. 67 00:04:20,895 --> 00:04:22,897 Urrgh, phone. 68 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,799 - I'm breaking up with you. 69 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,002 - Okay. - It's not you. 70 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:29,804 - It's your dad. 71 00:04:31,806 --> 00:04:32,840 - Huh? 72 00:04:32,874 --> 00:04:34,341 - Not in that way. 73 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:36,778 Just the way he controls everything you do. 74 00:04:38,079 --> 00:04:39,312 - Uh. 75 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,381 I'm waiting for the punch line here, 76 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,985 but I'm sensing it's not coming. 77 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:47,454 Look...My dad is just my dad. 78 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,389 Like I'm my own boss. 79 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:50,958 [message chimes] 80 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:54,595 Okay, but that is five unread messages, 81 00:04:54,629 --> 00:04:55,797 which I'm not going to read. 82 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,699 - I'm with Giggles. 83 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,034 - Caroline. 84 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:03,638 I thought we were going to make a movie together. 85 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,107 - I think we're both done with that. 86 00:05:06,908 --> 00:05:07,942 - You know...You know what? 87 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,076 I think I'm just gonna... 88 00:05:12,814 --> 00:05:14,882 [gentle music] 89 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,128 Oh, God. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 90 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,602 [phone rings] 91 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:56,691 Dad! 92 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:57,859 - Where have you been? 93 00:05:57,892 --> 00:05:59,727 He's having a heart attack. 94 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,461 - Will the farmer? 95 00:06:01,494 --> 00:06:03,463 And a cow jumped over the moon. 96 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:04,732 No, dad. 97 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,499 - Gabriel, everything's gonna be okay. 98 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:07,434 Alan's here now. 99 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:09,604 - Listen to me, son. 100 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,506 Do you want to make it in his business 101 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,609 or fold shirts at the Chinese laundromat? 102 00:06:15,076 --> 00:06:16,476 Pledge. 103 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:18,813 - Um, how sure are we that this was a heart attack? 104 00:06:19,914 --> 00:06:22,550 Uh, it's not... the film festival. 105 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,118 - The film festival goes ahead. 106 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,555 You're in charge. 107 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:29,223 - Gabriel, talk about this at the hospital. 108 00:06:29,257 --> 00:06:30,591 Where is this ambulance? 109 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:31,859 - Ambulance is on the way. 110 00:06:31,893 --> 00:06:32,727 No! Dad! Dad! 111 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,928 Cancel the film festival. 112 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,963 - Alan, 113 00:06:35,997 --> 00:06:38,165 I am not willing to donate a kidney, 114 00:06:38,199 --> 00:06:40,568 but I am willing to watch you die slowly 115 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:41,936 if you're looking for that kind of thing. 116 00:06:42,637 --> 00:06:43,638 - Huh. 117 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:45,506 Um. 118 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:47,108 - Any idea what you're going to do? 119 00:06:47,141 --> 00:06:48,910 - Uh, no, no, Will, I don't. 120 00:06:48,943 --> 00:06:50,111 - Well, good luck with everything. 121 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:52,980 Um, Will the farmer to present best picture. 122 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:55,983 - Oh. 123 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,619 [bright music] 124 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,503 ♪ Somebody I'm not ♪ 125 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:19,674 ♪ I don't wanna be somebody I'm not ♪ 126 00:07:20,141 --> 00:07:24,145 ♪ Standing in the shoes of someone I'm not ♪ 127 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:28,082 ♪ I don't wanna be somebody I'm not ♪ 128 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,687 ♪ Standing in my shoes ♪ 129 00:07:32,987 --> 00:07:37,224 ♪ I got this feeling that I'm always gonna lose ♪ 130 00:07:37,258 --> 00:07:41,128 ♪ I guess I know someday I'm gonna have to choose ♪ 131 00:07:41,329 --> 00:07:44,999 ♪ Cause I don't wanna hide away ♪ 132 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,133 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 133 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,704 ♪ Somebody I'm not ♪ 134 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:53,975 ♪ I don't wanna be somebody I'm not ♪ 135 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:58,245 ♪ Standing in the shoes of someone I'm not ♪ 136 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:02,650 ♪ Cause I don't wanna be somebody I'm not ♪ 137 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,721 ♪ Standing in the line ♪ 138 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:11,125 ♪ And never knowing when it's gonna be my time ♪ 139 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:15,563 ♪ I got so much inside I really wanna shine ♪ 140 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:19,233 ♪ Cause I don't wanna hide away ♪ 141 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:20,701 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 142 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:24,005 ♪ Somebody I'm not ♪ 143 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:28,175 ♪ I don't wanna be somebody I'm not ♪ 144 00:08:28,843 --> 00:08:32,580 ♪ standing in the shoes of someone I'm not ♪ 145 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:36,717 ♪ Cause I don't wanna be somebody I'm not ♪ 146 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:41,922 ♪ So it goes ♪ 147 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:48,162 ♪ Seems like I'm running back ♪ 148 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:52,967 ♪ But, oh you know ♪ 149 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:57,805 ♪ it's like I'm stuck in time ♪ 150 00:09:17,091 --> 00:09:19,026 ♪ Somebody I'm not ♪ 151 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:22,997 ♪ I don't wanna be somebody I'm not ♪ 152 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:27,068 ♪ Standing in the shoes of somebody I'm not ♪ 153 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,770 ♪ I don't wanna be ♪ 154 00:09:29,804 --> 00:09:33,274 - You know, think I'm gonna faint if we don't eat soon? 155 00:09:33,808 --> 00:09:36,744 - There's a Costa, Starbucks back at the station. 156 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,679 - I can get those anywhere. 157 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:42,383 I need authentic Edinburgen food. 158 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,418 I don't know if it's an actual word, 159 00:09:44,452 --> 00:09:46,654 but it is now anyway. 160 00:09:47,822 --> 00:09:50,991 - Um, there's a greasy spoon three blocks from here. 161 00:09:52,126 --> 00:09:54,161 Authentic Scottish cafe it says. 162 00:09:54,462 --> 00:09:55,930 - Perfect word. 163 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,765 I'm gonna use it in a sentence. 164 00:09:58,065 --> 00:09:59,033 - I just did. 165 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,603 [bright music] 166 00:10:05,139 --> 00:10:07,241 - Where are all these Scottish brutes have been told about? 167 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,078 - You're going to cop a flower pot 168 00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:12,346 if you don't move them trotters? 169 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:18,986 - At her butt. Oh my God. 170 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,128 - Are you sure? 171 00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:29,363 - Of course. 172 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,232 she's got no reason to lie, has she? 173 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,167 - Can we go home then? 174 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,168 - Alan's sorting it out. 175 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,304 - That can't be good. 176 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:43,844 - Come on. 177 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,755 How's it going? 178 00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:56,757 - Uh, a few technical issues. 179 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,492 Uh, but then again, it's an old laptop, 180 00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,094 so it probably needs replacing. 181 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:01,962 - She means your dad, Alan. 182 00:11:01,996 --> 00:11:02,796 - Oh, God. 183 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,666 Um, yeah, better, I think. 184 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,736 Uh, he left me a three-page text message this morning 185 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,772 that he signed off with, "And don't mess this up." 186 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:14,875 So, safe to say he's bet the farm on this festival. 187 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:17,845 - It'll be fine. 188 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,314 - See, it's working 189 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:22,483 and gone again. 190 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:23,851 - Mm-hmm, yeah. 191 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:28,722 - He's fucked. 192 00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:34,728 - Will. 193 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,830 - Gabriel's on the mend. That's good. 194 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:39,033 - Look. Will, I still need a key speaker. 195 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,134 - It's check-out time for me. 196 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,903 - No, Will, please. I'll give you anything, okay? 197 00:11:42,937 --> 00:11:44,071 I have a kidney you can have. 198 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,306 It's barely been used. 199 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:48,075 - When you get chased by a pack of taxidermists, 200 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,109 don't play dead. 201 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,751 [bright music] 202 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,028 - Uh, is there no one here to meet us? 203 00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:09,531 - It's fine, we'll just grab a taxi. 204 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,000 - Did you not order a car service? 205 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:15,002 - Oh. I'm sorry. 206 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,904 I'll just bung it on my credit card, shall I? 207 00:12:17,972 --> 00:12:19,440 There's no budget for this trip. 208 00:12:21,075 --> 00:12:22,142 [Tugg sighs] 209 00:12:22,343 --> 00:12:23,344 - Seriously? 210 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,018 [Alan breathing heavily] 211 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,054 - Good news or bad? 212 00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:34,788 - My father would say this is a challenge. 213 00:12:35,657 --> 00:12:36,558 - So bad then - Yeah, it's not good. 214 00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:38,325 Uh, one of my key speakers has pulled out. 215 00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:39,827 He's got the flu. 216 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,597 One of the criteria for qualifying for an Academy Award 217 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:46,333 is you must provide at least two key speakers 218 00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:48,135 to tell you movies are good. 219 00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:49,537 [Alan groans] 220 00:12:49,571 --> 00:12:52,139 - All right. Okay. It's fine. Just breathe. 221 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,974 [Alan breathing heavily] 222 00:12:54,008 --> 00:12:55,242 That's it. 223 00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:57,545 Not the first guy to have a panic attack on us. 224 00:12:57,579 --> 00:12:58,979 - Look, if my dad doesn't kill me, 225 00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:00,281 Tugg Speedman will. 226 00:13:00,515 --> 00:13:01,849 - God was a good movie. 227 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,217 The ending wasn't much, though. 228 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,287 - No. His father is paying for the festival. 229 00:13:06,588 --> 00:13:08,422 - You know this isn't your fault, right? 230 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,891 - Yes, but my dad can make it my fault. 231 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,193 - Right, first things last. 232 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,261 What's a key speaker? 233 00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:15,396 - Oh, I don't know. 234 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:17,831 It's got to be an actor or a celebrity. 235 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,300 Someone who can talk about their experience 236 00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:21,001 making movies with the other filmmakers. 237 00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:28,643 - Rachel. 238 00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,444 - Oh, shit. Yeah, Rachel Warren. 239 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,012 - Who is Rachel Warren? 240 00:13:32,046 --> 00:13:33,247 [paparazzi clamouring] 241 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,348 - [Pap] Rachel. Rachel. 242 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,317 Rachel. 243 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:38,285 - She did that stupid werewolf movie with Jess. 244 00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:39,987 It's in the festival. 245 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:40,988 - Can you get her? 246 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,557 - Yeah, I know her well. 247 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,526 - Sure she'd love to come and be your celebrity. 248 00:13:49,564 --> 00:13:51,398 - You have no idea where we're going. 249 00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:53,400 - Yes, I do. 250 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,642 It's this way. Come on. 251 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:06,413 We made a movie about Chinese families in the 18th century. 252 00:14:06,648 --> 00:14:08,482 - Stories about mothers and daughters. 253 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,590 - This country makes no sense. 254 00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:24,098 [speaking foreign language] 255 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:34,041 [speaking foreign language] 256 00:14:39,614 --> 00:14:41,882 [indistinct background chatter] 257 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:49,657 - Oi! 258 00:14:49,691 --> 00:14:51,225 Remember what we spoke about. 259 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,161 - Yeah, yeah, Dad. No day drinking. 260 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:58,198 - Hi. We're Ashraf and... 261 00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,366 - Milie. 262 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,969 - I thought we was going with Millicent. 263 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,404 - We made 'Malicious intent.' 264 00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:06,073 [heavy rock music] 265 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,345 - Do I think we can win? 266 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,180 Fuck, yeah. 267 00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:14,649 Right, babe? 268 00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:16,651 - Well, forget winning. 269 00:15:16,684 --> 00:15:18,285 I mean, I'm just here for the guys 270 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,255 with their sexy Scottish brogue. 271 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,157 I mean, I haven't met any just yet, 272 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,592 but I did spot this guy 273 00:15:24,626 --> 00:15:26,628 who looked a little bit like Chris Hemsworth on the plane. 274 00:15:26,661 --> 00:15:28,195 You know, the guy from Thor? 275 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,297 I mean, given the chance. I'd do him until I was Thor. 276 00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:35,002 - You do know I'm not one of your pals, don't you? 277 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,337 You know I can't just unhear this stuff. 278 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,373 - Oh, well. 279 00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:43,243 - Not really hungry. 280 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,614 - Nominations for best actress are... 281 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,551 Fran Whittaker for, 'Hey, Mr. DJ.' 282 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,122 [gentle music] 283 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,663 - I can explain. - I want you to leave. 284 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,299 - Out of my house. 285 00:16:13,741 --> 00:16:15,510 - What's black pudding? 286 00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:18,746 - It's pork or beef blood mixed with oatmeal and fried. 287 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,481 - Are we in the same country? 288 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,116 - No, we're in Scotland. 289 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,521 - Esme Presley for 'Gods of Shoreditch.' 290 00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:29,456 - Your sword skills do you a disservice, sir. 291 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:31,024 - The seal calls to you, 292 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:33,828 but it is lying. 293 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,095 - That may be so. 294 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:38,265 The seal is our portal to the future. 295 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,667 - It is the devil's work. 296 00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:42,236 - Then the devil does fine work. 297 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:43,403 - How are the nominations? 298 00:16:43,638 --> 00:16:44,706 - Oh, yeah. 299 00:16:44,739 --> 00:16:46,240 It's in the bag. 300 00:16:49,243 --> 00:16:52,012 [gentle music] 301 00:16:58,887 --> 00:16:59,954 - Hi, guys. 302 00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:03,625 Uh, we're the kidnap gang, and we do kidnap pranks. 303 00:17:03,658 --> 00:17:05,092 This is my partner, Darren. 304 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,126 - Hello, hello. 305 00:17:06,661 --> 00:17:08,128 - Now, uh, obviously, we've... 306 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,163 we've entered two films into the festivals, 307 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,166 which doubles our chances of winning something. 308 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,602 [laughter] 309 00:17:14,636 --> 00:17:16,538 But look, I've got to warn you, when we're about, 310 00:17:16,571 --> 00:17:18,873 there's always some fuckery afoot. 311 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:19,874 - Idiots. 312 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,308 Both my dad and my uncle. 313 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,378 Well, Gabriel, the guy who runs the festival, 314 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,813 um, he invited us along. 315 00:17:25,847 --> 00:17:27,481 He thought we would be some good entertainment. 316 00:17:27,782 --> 00:17:29,784 [traffic rumbling] 317 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,330 - Joking. We got her. 318 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,197 - You didn't. 319 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,198 - She said she'll do it. 320 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,668 - Thanks to this little madam. 321 00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:48,503 - Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you so much. 322 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,305 Sorry, I'm not really a hugger, but you know what I mean. 323 00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:53,173 - She said she liked working with me. 324 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,175 And the movie's nominated in the festival. 325 00:17:55,577 --> 00:17:57,579 - You'll cover travel and bar bill. 326 00:17:57,612 --> 00:17:58,680 - Bar bill? 327 00:17:58,713 --> 00:18:00,548 - Yes, but don't worry about that now. 328 00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:02,249 You have a speaker. 329 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:05,887 - Hey, is this an exclusive party or can anybody join in? 330 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,589 - Tugg. You're here. 331 00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:08,823 - Alert the paparazzi. 332 00:18:08,856 --> 00:18:09,924 - That's good, that's good that he's here. 333 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,258 - No, seriously. 334 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,627 Alert the paparazzi. 335 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:14,862 - Uh, your Dad has press at the awards, so. 336 00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,398 - How are you? - Jade. 337 00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:19,499 - And what movie are you with? 338 00:18:19,534 --> 00:18:20,467 - Sex. 339 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,836 - Hmm. 340 00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:23,705 Well, your film sounds interesting. 341 00:18:23,738 --> 00:18:25,607 And equally your name. 342 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,610 Both subjects I'd love to learn more about. 343 00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:34,348 Tugg Speedman, actor, writer, filmmaker. 344 00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:36,618 Triple threat. Pow! 345 00:18:36,651 --> 00:18:38,251 - Tugg. Have you checked in yet? 346 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,687 It's actually just this way, I'll just show you where it is. 347 00:18:40,722 --> 00:18:41,756 - I want that review. 348 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,599 Listen, man, 349 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:53,266 I didn't want to say anything in there. 350 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,535 I didn't want to embarrass you. 351 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,605 There was no one there to meet us at the airport. 352 00:18:57,905 --> 00:18:59,674 - Oh, I didn't know we were... 353 00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:00,942 You know what? 354 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:02,309 Technical issues. 355 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,243 [Tugg laughs] 356 00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:04,579 - Get it together, man. 357 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,447 You do realise what a big deal this is 358 00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:12,887 to have me and my movie playing exclusively at your festival. 359 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,957 - Of course, I, I thought it played in Ireland. 360 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,157 [sucks teeth] 361 00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:18,726 - That wasn't a film festival. 362 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,495 That was a tent with a projector. 363 00:19:21,529 --> 00:19:22,563 - Right. 364 00:19:22,597 --> 00:19:23,731 - Oh, this... 365 00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:26,333 This is the one we've been waiting for. 366 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,903 Academy qualifying. 367 00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:31,839 You do realise this is going to be huge 368 00:19:31,873 --> 00:19:34,207 for my movie and for your festival? 369 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,443 [romantic music] 370 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,545 Yes, so get it together. 371 00:19:44,752 --> 00:19:46,486 - We're in room 175. 372 00:19:47,622 --> 00:19:48,690 - Esme Presley. 373 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,692 - That's my name. Don't wear it out. 374 00:19:50,725 --> 00:19:51,893 [Alan laughs nervously] 375 00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:52,794 - Uh... 376 00:19:55,596 --> 00:19:56,631 - Don't mess this up. 377 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,465 - Right. 378 00:20:01,002 --> 00:20:02,269 Please let me help you with your bag. 379 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,270 Um. 380 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,706 - I'd be much obliged. 381 00:20:04,739 --> 00:20:06,440 He likes people to think I'm his assistant. 382 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,909 [Alan scoffs] 383 00:20:07,942 --> 00:20:11,278 - Yeah. He's, uh, certainly a character with a small C. 384 00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:14,347 - Oh, he's definitely something with a small C. 385 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,315 [Alan laughs] 386 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,592 - We're going to need to separate these. 387 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:27,494 - Oh, like a twin room. 388 00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:30,531 - Don't get me started. 389 00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:31,966 Tugg likes his space to sleep. 390 00:20:31,999 --> 00:20:33,000 Proper diva. 391 00:20:36,871 --> 00:20:38,773 You can put that down. 392 00:20:38,806 --> 00:20:41,876 - Oh, God, yeah, sorry, um. 393 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,512 - Is there a turndown service or do I tip? 394 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,247 - Oh, no, no, I'm... I'm just helping. 395 00:20:47,982 --> 00:20:49,349 - Just a thanks, then. 396 00:20:50,718 --> 00:20:52,787 Mm. Instant coffee. 397 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,555 - Uh, I liked your movie. 398 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,792 Well, no, I liked your role in it. 399 00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:02,697 - It's okay, you can say it's crap, it is. 400 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,532 - No, no, it's not crap, it's just, uh... 401 00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:05,633 It's unusual. 402 00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:07,935 It's time traveling gangsters, so. 403 00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:10,538 But it's up for Best picture, 404 00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:12,372 and it's probably going to get the Oscar qualifying spot. 405 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,975 So what do I know? 406 00:21:14,008 --> 00:21:15,810 - Alan. That's your name, right? 407 00:21:16,544 --> 00:21:17,945 The festival director's son. 408 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,715 Tugg Speedman's a hack. 409 00:21:20,748 --> 00:21:22,884 And worse, a hack with a father with money. 410 00:21:23,751 --> 00:21:25,987 The writer's inspiration for 'Gods of Shoreditch' 411 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,321 was a story with strong female characters 412 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,290 who brought about the end of the world of men. 413 00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:33,594 Instead, Tugg turned her brilliant script 414 00:21:33,628 --> 00:21:36,496 into a wannabe gangster action movie 415 00:21:36,531 --> 00:21:38,966 with so much nudity, it could have been set in ancient Rome. 416 00:21:39,534 --> 00:21:41,736 - Oh, I mean, I thought that it was... 417 00:21:41,769 --> 00:21:42,737 - Sorry, darling. 418 00:21:42,770 --> 00:21:44,371 Body doubles for those scenes. 419 00:21:44,705 --> 00:21:46,541 Oh, no, no, I wasn't being weird, I was just... 420 00:21:46,574 --> 00:21:47,708 - Alan, it's fine. 421 00:21:47,742 --> 00:21:49,744 I limit who sees me naked, including Tugg. 422 00:21:51,946 --> 00:21:53,114 Oh. You thought... 423 00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:54,048 [Esme laughs] 424 00:21:54,081 --> 00:21:55,448 Alan, no. 425 00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:57,317 Hasn't been like that for a very long time. 426 00:21:57,819 --> 00:22:00,154 Tugg, I imagine, is currently down in the bar 427 00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:03,024 flirting with any tart unlucky enough to be within earshot. 428 00:22:08,029 --> 00:22:09,997 [romantic music] 429 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,767 I know his father paid for the movie to win, 430 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,768 and I'm fine with that. 431 00:22:13,801 --> 00:22:14,802 - Oh. 432 00:22:16,537 --> 00:22:17,538 Allen? 433 00:22:17,572 --> 00:22:18,606 - Mm, yes. 434 00:22:20,141 --> 00:22:21,709 - Do you want a coffee? 435 00:22:21,742 --> 00:22:22,877 [message chimes] 436 00:22:25,713 --> 00:22:27,515 - That's...That's my dad. 437 00:22:27,548 --> 00:22:28,883 Um, I should... 438 00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:30,383 - I didn't see him downstairs is everything okay? 439 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,485 - Uh, complicated. 440 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,521 Uh, but... 441 00:22:34,121 --> 00:22:35,122 Yeah. 442 00:23:00,748 --> 00:23:01,749 - Hello Al. 443 00:23:03,551 --> 00:23:04,552 You alright? 444 00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:06,453 - Um, yeah, all good. 445 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,655 Um, the adjudicators here. 446 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:09,456 - Okay. 447 00:23:14,695 --> 00:23:16,764 Yes. We made a movie called sex. 448 00:23:17,531 --> 00:23:19,767 [seductive music] 449 00:23:28,209 --> 00:23:30,044 At first there was nothing. 450 00:23:31,178 --> 00:23:33,681 Then there was woman. 451 00:23:33,714 --> 00:23:34,582 [clock chimes] 452 00:23:40,888 --> 00:23:44,625 ♪ Time don't wait for no one ♪ 453 00:23:45,026 --> 00:23:47,962 So the role of the woman is the sole provider. 454 00:23:47,995 --> 00:23:50,698 The one giving the pain is the only one that can take it away. 455 00:23:51,165 --> 00:23:53,534 - My role is to assist with clients. 456 00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:55,169 But I'm also an actress. 457 00:23:55,202 --> 00:23:59,439 - Oh, not again with that stupid werewolf movie with Rachel. 458 00:23:59,974 --> 00:24:01,742 - Rachel was amazing to work with. 459 00:24:03,511 --> 00:24:04,812 - And you too. - Yeah. 460 00:24:04,845 --> 00:24:07,181 - But both equally. 461 00:24:07,214 --> 00:24:08,516 - Yeah. Of course. 462 00:24:08,983 --> 00:24:10,483 Do you know what? Whatever, I don't care. 463 00:24:10,518 --> 00:24:11,953 Anyway, can somebody take this off, please? 464 00:24:24,165 --> 00:24:28,269 - You have 12 finalists in your festival this year? 465 00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:31,172 - Uh, yes. They are the final 12. 466 00:24:31,205 --> 00:24:34,709 The opening ceremony is tonight, and there will be a party. 467 00:24:35,776 --> 00:24:36,744 - Mm. 468 00:24:36,777 --> 00:24:38,813 Not quite a party person. 469 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,247 - Mm. 470 00:24:40,982 --> 00:24:43,184 - Each film has been individually assessed 471 00:24:43,217 --> 00:24:46,654 and announced within the required time period. 472 00:24:46,854 --> 00:24:49,957 - Yes, no formal queries from the other candidates. 473 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:54,161 And my father has done all of the assessments. 474 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:55,529 - Your father? 475 00:24:55,997 --> 00:24:57,264 Yes. 476 00:24:57,298 --> 00:25:00,568 Spoke to him many times on the phone. 477 00:25:00,835 --> 00:25:01,902 Never met. 478 00:25:02,837 --> 00:25:05,206 Where is he? 479 00:25:05,239 --> 00:25:08,609 - Currently sorting out, um, something or other. 480 00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:10,945 You know what these crazy film-makers are like? 481 00:25:10,978 --> 00:25:12,813 [tense music] 482 00:25:13,247 --> 00:25:14,281 - No! 483 00:25:15,282 --> 00:25:16,617 - Oh. 484 00:25:16,650 --> 00:25:19,053 [playful music] 485 00:25:19,987 --> 00:25:21,622 [she screams] 486 00:25:21,655 --> 00:25:23,257 - I'm absolutely mortified. 487 00:25:23,824 --> 00:25:26,127 - I didn't mind really, it was kind of fun. 488 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,062 - Bunch of kids them two, honestly. 489 00:25:30,765 --> 00:25:31,799 [laughs] 490 00:25:34,035 --> 00:25:36,103 [laughs] 491 00:25:36,137 --> 00:25:37,671 - Very amusing. 492 00:25:38,339 --> 00:25:42,910 My preference is to sit near the back 493 00:25:42,943 --> 00:25:45,279 and on the aisle for each showing. 494 00:25:45,946 --> 00:25:47,581 - Yes, we can accommodate that. 495 00:25:48,049 --> 00:25:51,685 - Your father is the signatory for the festival. 496 00:25:51,719 --> 00:25:54,688 Have him speak to me at his earliest convenience. 497 00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:56,323 - Of course. No...No problem. 498 00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:58,626 Would you excuse me? 499 00:25:58,659 --> 00:26:01,195 I need to go and sort out a thing. 500 00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:08,702 [sighs] 501 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:15,276 [romantic music] 502 00:26:19,914 --> 00:26:20,915 [sighs] 503 00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:38,399 - Hmm. 504 00:26:38,999 --> 00:26:40,401 Well, good morning to you. 505 00:26:42,837 --> 00:26:44,271 Leading actress? 506 00:26:44,305 --> 00:26:45,840 - Yes I am. 507 00:26:45,873 --> 00:26:46,841 Well... 508 00:26:46,874 --> 00:26:48,008 - No, no, no, no. 509 00:26:48,742 --> 00:26:50,411 You have certainly got the look. 510 00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:52,613 - As if, he's like some old guy. 511 00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:56,150 - You play your cards right. 512 00:26:56,984 --> 00:26:59,186 I might just let you audition for me sometime. 513 00:26:59,386 --> 00:27:03,390 - So obviously, networking is the best part of these events 514 00:27:03,424 --> 00:27:06,127 before Tugg realises I'm a tease, 515 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:09,029 his next movie will already be out, starring me. 516 00:27:09,063 --> 00:27:11,365 [romantic music continues] 517 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,401 - Thought you might be hungry. 518 00:27:14,835 --> 00:27:17,304 - Thank you. 519 00:27:17,338 --> 00:27:18,739 But the breakfasts are meant to be for the film contestants. 520 00:27:20,474 --> 00:27:21,942 But yeah, they're not going to miss it, are they? 521 00:27:23,144 --> 00:27:24,745 - The adjudicator buy your story? 522 00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:25,779 - Mm? 523 00:27:25,813 --> 00:27:27,181 - Jade. - Ah. 524 00:27:27,414 --> 00:27:28,983 - How is your father doing? 525 00:27:29,016 --> 00:27:31,285 - Still in hospital, and I think, 526 00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:34,722 I think Tugg Speedman might just kill me when he finds out. 527 00:27:34,989 --> 00:27:37,725 - So have you always wanted to be an actress, then? 528 00:27:37,992 --> 00:27:40,060 Come on, move along, Romeo. 529 00:27:40,094 --> 00:27:41,095 There's a queue here. 530 00:27:42,496 --> 00:27:43,697 - I'll talk to you later. 531 00:27:47,801 --> 00:27:49,303 - You seem to be doing okay so far. 532 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,071 Just a few more days. 533 00:27:51,105 --> 00:27:53,874 Tugg will be happy once he gets his coveted academy place. 534 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:55,776 - Do you like working with him? 535 00:27:55,809 --> 00:27:57,344 - You don't work with Tugg, 536 00:27:57,378 --> 00:27:59,713 you experience the carnage he leaves in his wake. 537 00:28:00,314 --> 00:28:02,517 You get used to the crazy after a few years. 538 00:28:02,551 --> 00:28:04,084 - Yeah. I was going to pitch my film to him. 539 00:28:04,451 --> 00:28:05,686 - 'The God Particle?' 540 00:28:06,187 --> 00:28:07,421 - Yeah, I optioned the third book. 541 00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:09,223 But I tell you what... 542 00:28:09,256 --> 00:28:12,059 An award nominated actress would look great on the cast list. 543 00:28:12,527 --> 00:28:14,428 - This is a shit business, Alan. 544 00:28:14,461 --> 00:28:15,963 You can do your best performance 545 00:28:15,996 --> 00:28:19,266 then some hack director fumbles the ball in the edit. 546 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:20,768 - Hey, know your character Jo Marsh 547 00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:22,169 in 'Gods of Shoreditch' was amazing. 548 00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:24,471 - Tits and arse don't make a movie. 549 00:28:24,506 --> 00:28:26,106 At least my body double had a good bum. 550 00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:31,979 - 'The God Particle' 551 00:28:32,012 --> 00:28:35,783 is a black ops super soldier 552 00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:38,018 who seeks vengeance after they have been betrayed 553 00:28:38,052 --> 00:28:39,453 on a mission gone terribly wrong. 554 00:28:39,954 --> 00:28:41,288 - Good pitch. 555 00:28:41,322 --> 00:28:43,257 - Yeah, but without Esmé Presley in it 556 00:28:43,290 --> 00:28:45,025 it's just another silly spy adventure. 557 00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:46,393 [Esme laughs] 558 00:28:48,329 --> 00:28:50,831 Actually, can you just give me a full second, please? 559 00:28:53,467 --> 00:28:55,135 - Alan. My man. 560 00:28:55,169 --> 00:28:56,270 How are we? 561 00:28:56,303 --> 00:28:57,505 Right, are we all set for my screening? 562 00:28:57,539 --> 00:28:58,739 - Yes. Of course. Um... 563 00:28:59,206 --> 00:29:00,341 - Emmett. - Emmett, yes. 564 00:29:00,374 --> 00:29:01,809 - Yes, no. It's only because 565 00:29:01,842 --> 00:29:03,110 I heard there were some technical issues. 566 00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:04,245 - Who told you that? 567 00:29:04,845 --> 00:29:06,380 Never mind, uh, no, everything's fine. 568 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:07,781 - We're good to go. - Perfect. 569 00:29:07,815 --> 00:29:09,850 - So, yeah, we made a horror movie. 570 00:29:09,883 --> 00:29:11,819 - Yes, I play a maid. 571 00:29:12,086 --> 00:29:14,154 - Don't you play a maid in Jade's movie too. 572 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:15,990 - Typecasting is a good thing. 573 00:29:16,190 --> 00:29:17,424 - Do you actually watch the movies? 574 00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:19,159 Have you seen mine? It's got Rachel in it. 575 00:29:19,193 --> 00:29:20,494 - Uh, no, my dad watches the films. 576 00:29:20,528 --> 00:29:21,529 It's more his thing. 577 00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:23,565 - Hi. - Hey. 578 00:29:24,098 --> 00:29:25,432 - Um, the breakfasts 579 00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:27,801 are actually just for the film candidates, 580 00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:28,802 so, uh. 581 00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:30,004 - Appreciate it. 582 00:29:30,037 --> 00:29:32,006 - Yeah, yeah, no, so that that means... 583 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,974 Sorry. 584 00:29:34,643 --> 00:29:36,410 - But what if I was a film contestant? 585 00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:41,048 Okay, okay, look, 586 00:29:41,081 --> 00:29:43,083 if you want to go, like, just wait in the lobby 587 00:29:43,117 --> 00:29:44,084 and wait till they're all gone. 588 00:29:44,118 --> 00:29:45,587 I'll come and give you a shout, um. 589 00:29:45,986 --> 00:29:47,988 - I had to print the application form from the library. 590 00:29:48,188 --> 00:29:49,456 It was a nightmare with all that ink. 591 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:52,293 So like, sorry, I ain't taking the blame for that. 592 00:29:53,294 --> 00:29:54,596 - Hang on, you've made a movie? 593 00:29:55,062 --> 00:29:57,464 - Sure. Just like all the cats up in this gaff. 594 00:29:57,898 --> 00:29:59,300 It's a personal story. 595 00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:00,834 A flick about living on the streets. 596 00:30:01,869 --> 00:30:03,070 Mike in your face. 597 00:30:03,270 --> 00:30:04,438 - Yeah, that's... 598 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:06,073 That's actually really impressive. 599 00:30:06,106 --> 00:30:08,008 I'm not sure how you do that. 600 00:30:08,576 --> 00:30:09,611 - Check it. 601 00:30:09,644 --> 00:30:11,045 Shot on the phone. 602 00:30:11,078 --> 00:30:12,446 Edited at a library. 603 00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:15,416 The equipment was 90s, but it's all good. 604 00:30:15,684 --> 00:30:18,085 Uh, well, that that is all good, 605 00:30:18,118 --> 00:30:22,289 but, um, the applications closed uh, two months ago now, so... 606 00:30:22,624 --> 00:30:24,224 - Understands completely. 607 00:30:24,258 --> 00:30:25,392 But listen here, 608 00:30:25,426 --> 00:30:27,027 I ain't interested in what you're selling. 609 00:30:27,061 --> 00:30:28,996 For me, this is a golden opportunity 610 00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:31,231 of honest food and a bed for the night. 611 00:30:32,232 --> 00:30:35,570 - Please. I really don't know how else to say this, 612 00:30:35,603 --> 00:30:38,540 but all of the final films have been announced. 613 00:30:39,373 --> 00:30:41,175 We can't add this. 614 00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:42,610 - That's how it is? 615 00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:45,547 - Sorry. What's your name? 616 00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:47,047 - Mike. Iron Mike. 617 00:30:47,549 --> 00:30:49,283 - Wow. Intimidating name. 618 00:30:49,483 --> 00:30:51,085 - It's because where I'm bearing down. 619 00:30:51,118 --> 00:30:54,622 I have, like, three Iron bars tied together, so Iron Mike. 620 00:30:54,656 --> 00:30:56,090 - Makes perfect sense. 621 00:30:56,290 --> 00:30:59,026 Listen, Alan's going to take your application 622 00:30:59,059 --> 00:31:00,461 because he's good at problem solving, 623 00:31:00,494 --> 00:31:02,329 and he very much wants to impress me. 624 00:31:04,566 --> 00:31:05,567 - Alan, I was thinking... 625 00:31:05,999 --> 00:31:07,000 - What was that? 626 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:08,235 - Simple. 627 00:31:08,268 --> 00:31:09,504 You did a very kind thing for a homeless man, 628 00:31:09,537 --> 00:31:11,071 and it did impress me. 629 00:31:11,105 --> 00:31:12,406 - Okay. Yeah, that is very nice, 630 00:31:12,439 --> 00:31:14,007 but all the films have already been announced, Esme. 631 00:31:15,008 --> 00:31:16,276 - I don't think he cares. 632 00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:18,011 - Morning. 633 00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:19,012 - Oh, shit. 634 00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:20,447 I mean morning! 635 00:31:21,281 --> 00:31:23,417 - Your father down for breakfast? 636 00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:25,986 Uh, you know, he was, but he's an early riser, 637 00:31:26,019 --> 00:31:27,121 so you know how it is. 638 00:31:27,589 --> 00:31:29,189 - We're just going to meet him now. 639 00:31:29,657 --> 00:31:33,595 - The signatory is a very important part of the process. 640 00:31:33,628 --> 00:31:34,662 - Of course. 641 00:31:35,563 --> 00:31:36,631 [gasps] 642 00:31:41,569 --> 00:31:43,203 - I played Lord Harrington of Malta. 643 00:31:43,538 --> 00:31:45,906 [tense music] 644 00:31:48,275 --> 00:31:49,577 - The beast must die. 645 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:53,981 - Whatever you think is best. 646 00:31:59,086 --> 00:32:00,187 I'm now unarmed. 647 00:32:02,189 --> 00:32:04,024 And I prevent you from doing your duty. 648 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:08,696 - Maybe she should kill us both. 649 00:32:10,698 --> 00:32:12,499 - You've been bitten, mistress. 650 00:32:15,469 --> 00:32:16,538 - The wolf. 651 00:32:18,706 --> 00:32:20,040 Courses 652 00:32:20,809 --> 00:32:22,242 through my veins. 653 00:32:23,812 --> 00:32:24,978 Run! 654 00:32:27,649 --> 00:32:28,716 - So, yeah. 655 00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:30,484 It's a movie with a werewolf in it. 656 00:32:31,218 --> 00:32:32,587 - Hi sister hates that we're together 657 00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:36,156 in the movie? 658 00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:40,695 - Look, I spent a lot of time and energy into this ending. 659 00:32:41,261 --> 00:32:43,363 And trust me, once people see what we've done here, 660 00:32:45,199 --> 00:32:46,568 this best film winner's mine. 661 00:32:47,535 --> 00:32:49,637 - Ours 662 00:32:49,671 --> 00:32:51,205 and everyone that was in the movie. 663 00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:54,308 [wolf howls] 664 00:33:01,749 --> 00:33:03,751 [applause] 665 00:33:08,422 --> 00:33:10,625 [tense music] 666 00:33:30,077 --> 00:33:31,411 - Agnes, I just... 667 00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:33,480 - I'm sorry for frightening you, Lady Harrington. 668 00:33:37,619 --> 00:33:38,620 - Callum, 669 00:33:39,453 --> 00:33:40,555 go back to the house. 670 00:33:41,589 --> 00:33:42,657 - Elizabeth. 671 00:33:45,593 --> 00:33:46,628 - Now! 672 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:55,737 [tense music continues] 673 00:34:09,617 --> 00:34:11,351 - Shit! No, no, not now. 674 00:34:12,854 --> 00:34:14,221 Everyone look into the..! 675 00:34:15,122 --> 00:34:16,658 [laughter] 676 00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:21,328 God damn it! 677 00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:23,330 No one saw the ending. 678 00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:34,241 - Emmet. 679 00:34:38,513 --> 00:34:41,849 - It was just an utter shit show. 680 00:34:41,883 --> 00:34:44,084 - I was pretty awesome as the maid. 681 00:34:47,555 --> 00:34:49,691 [Tugg groaning] 682 00:34:54,194 --> 00:34:55,295 - Are you okay? 683 00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:01,603 Hmm. 684 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,374 - Are you fucking kidding me? 685 00:35:08,710 --> 00:35:11,278 - Did you just leave and come back so you could do that? 686 00:35:11,546 --> 00:35:13,413 - Take some water. 687 00:35:13,447 --> 00:35:14,649 - Fuck water! 688 00:35:14,682 --> 00:35:16,918 I want some fucking cocaine. 689 00:35:17,919 --> 00:35:18,953 Oh, fuck. 690 00:35:18,987 --> 00:35:20,722 Just call my fucking sponsor. 691 00:35:20,755 --> 00:35:22,624 [Tugg breathing heavily] 692 00:35:23,357 --> 00:35:25,693 You. 693 00:35:25,727 --> 00:35:27,695 Is your pathetic father gonna make it or not? 694 00:35:27,729 --> 00:35:28,963 Tell me. 695 00:35:28,997 --> 00:35:32,466 - Uh, I don't know, but I'm obviously hoping. 696 00:35:32,499 --> 00:35:34,434 - It's not his fault. 697 00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:37,237 - Ah. [laughs] 698 00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:38,573 Of course you knew. 699 00:35:38,773 --> 00:35:41,509 Everybody knows except poor old Tugg. 700 00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:42,910 - It wasn't like that. 701 00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:44,946 - Look, as long as the adjudicator doesn't find out, 702 00:35:44,979 --> 00:35:45,980 we're fine. 703 00:35:46,014 --> 00:35:47,849 - We're fine, we're fine, 704 00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:51,385 we're fine, yeah we're fine. 705 00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:52,654 Until he visits 706 00:35:52,687 --> 00:35:55,723 your poor little feeble dad on a fucking deathbed. 707 00:35:56,591 --> 00:35:58,793 - Tugg, his father still alive, take that back. 708 00:35:59,794 --> 00:36:01,596 - I'll tell you one thing, boyo. 709 00:36:01,629 --> 00:36:04,398 He's not gonna be alive when my dad gets his hands on him. 710 00:36:04,766 --> 00:36:08,201 Or if you make this go tits up. 711 00:36:11,405 --> 00:36:13,206 You, 712 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,274 I'm going to the bar. 713 00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:16,944 Fuck my sponsor. 714 00:36:16,978 --> 00:36:19,379 [Tugg groans] 715 00:36:36,263 --> 00:36:37,330 - Really? 716 00:36:38,298 --> 00:36:39,634 Thought you had to call your sponsor. 717 00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:43,738 - I didn't drink it. 718 00:36:44,072 --> 00:36:47,274 - Well you thought about it, and you promised. 719 00:36:49,476 --> 00:36:50,578 - Go away, Esme. 720 00:36:51,612 --> 00:36:53,480 - I'm not cleaning up after you again. 721 00:36:55,348 --> 00:36:56,651 - Well, you know what, mum? 722 00:36:57,885 --> 00:36:59,587 Do you know what I'm going to get you for Christmas? 723 00:36:59,987 --> 00:37:01,589 A nice big wooden cross. 724 00:37:02,690 --> 00:37:05,258 So next time you feel unappreciated 725 00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:06,627 for all your sacrifices, 726 00:37:07,294 --> 00:37:09,897 you can climb on up there and nail yourself to it. 727 00:37:17,872 --> 00:37:18,906 Look, it's... 728 00:37:26,714 --> 00:37:29,050 [speaking foreign language] 729 00:37:34,655 --> 00:37:36,524 - Yes. The movie did well. 730 00:37:36,557 --> 00:37:37,825 We are very proud. 731 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:41,428 [speaking foreign language] 732 00:37:46,399 --> 00:37:49,604 The adjudicator, of course, he picks the winner. 733 00:37:50,571 --> 00:37:53,306 [speaking foreign language] 734 00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:54,474 That is not correct! 735 00:37:54,976 --> 00:37:56,611 - He just an official. 736 00:37:56,644 --> 00:37:58,546 Gabriel, choose the winner. 737 00:37:58,579 --> 00:37:59,781 - I know Alan, 738 00:37:59,814 --> 00:38:02,750 and I hope we have made a big impression on him 739 00:38:02,784 --> 00:38:03,885 and his father, Gabriel. 740 00:38:04,986 --> 00:38:07,420 - We do rap movie next. 741 00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:10,725 [rapping in foreign language] 742 00:38:10,758 --> 00:38:13,393 [upbeat music] 743 00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:28,475 - There was a lot of nudity in 'Gods.' 744 00:38:29,644 --> 00:38:32,713 - Yes, well, nudity was very important in our story 745 00:38:32,747 --> 00:38:34,015 of 'Gods of Shoreditch,' 746 00:38:35,149 --> 00:38:36,717 but, uh... 747 00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:38,786 some were more comfortable than others. 748 00:38:39,954 --> 00:38:43,724 - I think sometimes nudity is considered controversial 749 00:38:43,758 --> 00:38:45,526 in some cultures because 750 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,029 it challenges the standards of modesty. 751 00:38:49,063 --> 00:38:50,531 - Yes, exactly. 752 00:38:50,565 --> 00:38:52,600 Nudity, it's a state of mind. 753 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,702 I'll happily wander around the house 754 00:38:54,735 --> 00:38:56,637 all day with no clothes on. 755 00:38:56,671 --> 00:38:58,405 Just let it all hang out. 756 00:38:58,438 --> 00:39:00,107 Feel that breeze. 757 00:39:00,141 --> 00:39:01,876 It's, it's quite liberating. 758 00:39:03,578 --> 00:39:06,881 - Would I be shallow if I said size doesn't matter? 759 00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:12,787 - It's perfectly adequate. 760 00:39:18,092 --> 00:39:20,795 - Is it true that it's all a farce? 761 00:39:21,662 --> 00:39:23,363 - I don't really know. 762 00:39:23,631 --> 00:39:26,399 - Well, you seem very close with Alan. 763 00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:27,735 He must have told you something. 764 00:39:28,069 --> 00:39:30,638 - This is starting to feel like an intervention. 765 00:39:30,671 --> 00:39:31,939 Or maybe an interrogation. 766 00:39:32,773 --> 00:39:35,710 - It's because everyone is hiding something. 767 00:39:35,743 --> 00:39:38,411 - Esme, we're just curious. 768 00:39:38,946 --> 00:39:41,448 This festival is really important to us. 769 00:39:42,016 --> 00:39:43,551 - We have vested interest. 770 00:39:44,886 --> 00:39:47,420 - Look, I don't want to speak out of turn. 771 00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:49,690 And I understand that you guys are anxious, 772 00:39:50,157 --> 00:39:52,193 but really, you have to speak to Alan about this. 773 00:39:52,226 --> 00:39:54,562 - Oh, we will, don't you worry about that. 774 00:39:58,199 --> 00:39:59,834 - The mountain has arrived. 775 00:40:01,669 --> 00:40:03,604 - You know, we all know that you're here. 776 00:40:04,038 --> 00:40:05,172 - Can you help with this, please? 777 00:40:05,673 --> 00:40:06,908 They know, Alan. 778 00:40:06,941 --> 00:40:08,475 You might as well just tell them the truth. 779 00:40:08,709 --> 00:40:10,678 - The truth will set you free. 780 00:40:10,711 --> 00:40:12,947 - Okay, I've spoken to my dad in the hospital. 781 00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:14,582 He is getting better. 782 00:40:14,949 --> 00:40:17,885 - It is a question of whether he can do the sign off, though. 783 00:40:17,919 --> 00:40:18,953 - No, he can't. 784 00:40:18,986 --> 00:40:20,554 Not while he's in hospital. 785 00:40:20,588 --> 00:40:21,756 - What's the sign off? 786 00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:24,725 - The, uh, festival director has to sign off 787 00:40:24,759 --> 00:40:26,193 on the adjudicator's paperwork. 788 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,762 - Can't Alan do that? 789 00:40:27,795 --> 00:40:28,896 [Tugg scoffs] 790 00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:30,665 - Are you the festival director, Alan? 791 00:40:30,698 --> 00:40:31,899 - No, I'm... 792 00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:33,768 - Uh, yeah, not the festival director then. 793 00:40:34,602 --> 00:40:36,003 - What's that smell? 794 00:40:38,039 --> 00:40:42,810 - Listen, monkey boy, I swear to God and Sonny Jesus 795 00:40:42,843 --> 00:40:46,213 if you don't find a solution, I'm gonna dropkick your head. 796 00:40:46,981 --> 00:40:50,483 And I've done seven days intensive stage combat, 797 00:40:50,518 --> 00:40:52,019 So you watch yourself. 798 00:40:52,753 --> 00:40:55,690 [gentle music] 799 00:41:03,564 --> 00:41:06,067 - Forget 'The God particle,' this is producing. 800 00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:09,003 - Oh, yeah, just without the money or the credit. 801 00:41:09,236 --> 00:41:11,038 - You're cut out for greater things. 802 00:41:11,238 --> 00:41:12,807 - Yeah, well, you clearly haven't met my dad. 803 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,141 He's gonna kill my movie. 804 00:41:14,175 --> 00:41:16,310 [gentle music continues] 805 00:41:16,344 --> 00:41:18,779 - Still living in his shadow, just like Tugg. 806 00:41:18,813 --> 00:41:20,281 Be thine own self, be true. 807 00:41:20,314 --> 00:41:21,782 - Yeah, well, that's really easy for you to say, 808 00:41:21,816 --> 00:41:23,250 you're an award-winning actress 809 00:41:23,284 --> 00:41:25,553 with a string of movie titles behind you and I'm just... 810 00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:27,555 - And you're currently a festival director. 811 00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:30,691 - Ah, yeah, I see. 812 00:41:30,725 --> 00:41:32,326 Trying to sway influence with the festival director 813 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,627 to try and win an award. 814 00:41:33,861 --> 00:41:35,029 It's not gonna work. 815 00:41:35,062 --> 00:41:36,797 - Oh, my. What's a girl got to do? 816 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,168 - Mate. Borrow your shaver? 817 00:41:42,370 --> 00:41:43,838 - Yeah, sure, whatever you need. 818 00:41:44,672 --> 00:41:46,173 - Keep that towel on and I'll cut your hair. 819 00:41:48,075 --> 00:41:49,276 - Hotel cleaning service? 820 00:41:49,310 --> 00:41:50,578 - For sure. 821 00:41:51,312 --> 00:41:53,914 Mike, can we grab a look at your movie? 822 00:41:54,115 --> 00:41:56,150 - [Mike] Sure. It's your funeral. 823 00:41:58,953 --> 00:42:00,321 [drive whirs] 824 00:42:00,354 --> 00:42:02,089 [gentle music continues] 825 00:42:04,992 --> 00:42:06,193 - Well, this is it. 826 00:42:06,861 --> 00:42:09,864 This is where Iron Mike is staying the night. 827 00:42:10,664 --> 00:42:14,035 Because, uh, I don't have three iron bathtubs. 828 00:42:14,068 --> 00:42:15,569 They were all tied together, 829 00:42:15,603 --> 00:42:17,872 and it was really, really, really good. 830 00:42:17,905 --> 00:42:19,140 Always get a wee check in the bins, 831 00:42:19,173 --> 00:42:21,108 because you just don't know what's in these bins. 832 00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:23,778 - Mike, this is good. 833 00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:27,348 - And phone boxes. 834 00:42:28,983 --> 00:42:30,384 Always keep your eye out for them. 835 00:42:30,418 --> 00:42:31,318 A lot of people miss them. 836 00:42:31,952 --> 00:42:33,754 - It's really good. 837 00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:42,696 [applause] 838 00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:46,934 [whooping] 839 00:42:50,838 --> 00:42:52,339 [gasping] 840 00:42:57,445 --> 00:42:58,712 - Ow! 841 00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:14,128 - Have you, uh.. 842 00:43:14,161 --> 00:43:15,262 You calmed down yet? 843 00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:18,699 Any tea? 844 00:43:18,732 --> 00:43:20,634 - Help yourself, you usually do. 845 00:43:21,969 --> 00:43:23,671 - I wake up this morning, you're gone. 846 00:43:23,704 --> 00:43:25,773 - Didn't think you'd notice through intensely snoring. 847 00:43:28,075 --> 00:43:29,310 - I'm at a loss here, Esme. 848 00:43:30,811 --> 00:43:32,079 What's going on? 849 00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,816 Do you remember the little talk me and you had? 850 00:43:35,850 --> 00:43:37,785 I support you, you support me? 851 00:43:39,053 --> 00:43:42,823 - That's all I ever do is support you. 852 00:43:42,857 --> 00:43:45,993 - Yeah, well, you've been missing in action all weekend. 853 00:43:46,026 --> 00:43:47,928 - I've been here all this time. 854 00:43:48,395 --> 00:43:50,998 The question is, where have you been? 855 00:43:51,031 --> 00:43:52,066 - Clever. 856 00:43:53,167 --> 00:43:54,235 How's that working out for you? 857 00:43:57,138 --> 00:43:58,706 - That's the thing about relationships, 858 00:43:59,373 --> 00:44:00,875 they give you a reason to live. 859 00:44:02,076 --> 00:44:03,177 Revenge. 860 00:44:04,712 --> 00:44:06,147 - Hey, hey, do you remember this? 861 00:44:07,114 --> 00:44:09,817 ♪ I've heard there was a secret chord ♪ 862 00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:11,118 - No. 863 00:44:11,152 --> 00:44:14,021 ♪ That David played it pleased the Lord ♪ 864 00:44:14,889 --> 00:44:18,292 ♪ But you don't really care for movies, do ya? ♪ 865 00:44:20,027 --> 00:44:23,097 ♪ It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth. ♪ 866 00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:24,265 - Sit down. 867 00:44:24,298 --> 00:44:27,935 ♪ The major falls, the minor lifts ♪ 868 00:44:28,269 --> 00:44:33,274 ♪ The baffled king composing Hallelujah ♪ 869 00:44:34,808 --> 00:44:36,277 No? 870 00:44:36,777 --> 00:44:39,079 - Those old cheap moves aren't going to work on me anymore. 871 00:44:39,113 --> 00:44:41,148 - I've got plenty of new cheap moves for you. 872 00:44:41,182 --> 00:44:42,416 - How are you gonna face all these people 873 00:44:42,449 --> 00:44:44,485 when they find out you paid for the award? 874 00:44:45,819 --> 00:44:46,887 - The question is, babe, 875 00:44:48,189 --> 00:44:49,290 do you feel paid for it? 876 00:44:50,391 --> 00:44:53,160 [tense music] 877 00:45:01,235 --> 00:45:03,103 - Esme! 878 00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:08,510 - That's bad juju, mate, you need to take a moment. 879 00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:10,110 - But she's upset. 880 00:45:11,278 --> 00:45:13,747 - Having your bridges burned is never going to be easy, 881 00:45:13,781 --> 00:45:14,782 but she's strong. 882 00:45:21,322 --> 00:45:22,289 - Bad juju. 883 00:45:28,162 --> 00:45:30,831 - I think it's better from an older person. 884 00:45:31,832 --> 00:45:33,434 - But this is your fault, Jess. 885 00:45:33,467 --> 00:45:35,402 You were in her fucking movie. 886 00:45:36,003 --> 00:45:37,271 - She was very giving as an actress. 887 00:45:37,304 --> 00:45:38,540 - Yeah. - Okay. 888 00:45:38,573 --> 00:45:40,207 Can one of you please just tell me what's going on? 889 00:45:43,077 --> 00:45:44,278 - Rachel can't do it. 890 00:45:44,311 --> 00:45:45,446 [Alan groans] 891 00:45:45,479 --> 00:45:47,848 - We forgot Jade posted on Rachel's socials 892 00:45:47,881 --> 00:45:49,350 that she was so bitchy 893 00:45:49,383 --> 00:45:50,985 she's probably playing the werewolf. 894 00:45:51,018 --> 00:45:52,486 - Why? 895 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,255 - Because it was my role. 896 00:45:54,288 --> 00:45:55,389 - Oh! 897 00:46:00,828 --> 00:46:03,565 - Wow, what a transformation. 898 00:46:04,431 --> 00:46:06,568 - Hey, got myself some new threads. 899 00:46:06,601 --> 00:46:07,501 [she laughs] 900 00:46:09,903 --> 00:46:11,972 - It's gonna be a long night. 901 00:46:18,412 --> 00:46:19,446 [body thuds] 902 00:46:24,485 --> 00:46:26,253 I mean, this is getting ridiculous. 903 00:46:29,223 --> 00:46:32,159 - Sorry. Caroline. Hi, um... 904 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,428 - Wow. - Hey, Alan. 905 00:46:35,296 --> 00:46:38,065 - Could I be the most beautiful girl in the world? 906 00:46:38,098 --> 00:46:40,434 - Uh, uh, Caroline, wow. 907 00:46:40,467 --> 00:46:42,504 Um, what are you doing here? 908 00:46:43,103 --> 00:46:46,874 I mean, I'm glad that you are, but why? 909 00:46:47,609 --> 00:46:49,577 - It seems most men take advantage. 910 00:46:49,977 --> 00:46:51,111 Except you, of course. 911 00:46:51,579 --> 00:46:52,547 - Hm. 912 00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:53,881 - Giggles was a mistake. 913 00:46:53,914 --> 00:46:55,249 - Ha. 914 00:46:56,083 --> 00:46:58,852 I'll still do your announcements if you want me. 915 00:46:59,053 --> 00:47:00,220 - Really? 916 00:47:00,254 --> 00:47:02,222 Oh, Caroline, absolutely, that'd be amazing. 917 00:47:02,256 --> 00:47:04,124 Yes, yes, thank you, thank you so much. 918 00:47:05,660 --> 00:47:07,194 - Wow, slaying it, Mike. 919 00:47:07,595 --> 00:47:09,430 - Nobody even seen a man in a suit? 920 00:47:10,197 --> 00:47:12,066 - Ah, she's just getting a bit excited. 921 00:47:12,499 --> 00:47:13,967 Our film's showing today. 922 00:47:14,201 --> 00:47:17,505 - 'Malicious intent.' Gangster comedy 923 00:47:17,539 --> 00:47:18,872 - Has 'Malicious intent' even got a chance? 924 00:47:19,273 --> 00:47:21,241 - Well, it's a lower budget than Tugg's film, 925 00:47:21,275 --> 00:47:24,044 but hopefully we spent the money where it really mattered. 926 00:47:25,580 --> 00:47:27,214 - We got the secret ingredient. 927 00:47:27,481 --> 00:47:30,585 Me. I'm the secret ingredient. 928 00:47:30,618 --> 00:47:32,119 - Well, look, when Millie was ten, 929 00:47:32,152 --> 00:47:34,656 we'd done a short film together called 'Daddy's Girl.' 930 00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:41,095 - Those clips are a springboard for 'Malicious intent.' 931 00:47:41,128 --> 00:47:42,996 It's like the story picks up from that point. 932 00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:44,431 [birds singing] 933 00:47:45,466 --> 00:47:49,470 - She was much cuter then and not such a pain in the arse. 934 00:47:52,473 --> 00:47:54,609 - Well, the best advice I can give 935 00:47:54,642 --> 00:47:57,044 is that you never know who's going to grow up to be famous, 936 00:47:57,077 --> 00:47:58,412 so just make yourself available. 937 00:47:59,246 --> 00:48:00,515 - Oh, don't be a tart. 938 00:48:00,715 --> 00:48:02,182 - Well, I wish I was Beyoncé. 939 00:48:06,688 --> 00:48:07,988 - I've been looking for you. 940 00:48:08,021 --> 00:48:09,189 - Found me. 941 00:48:09,223 --> 00:48:10,457 - Well, I thought maybe you wanted some space. 942 00:48:11,526 --> 00:48:13,093 - Good choice. 943 00:48:13,127 --> 00:48:15,262 Or you could just kill all the girls prettier than me. 944 00:48:15,563 --> 00:48:17,064 - Or maybe just Tugg, so. 945 00:48:17,097 --> 00:48:19,133 [romantic music] 946 00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,669 - Where are all the good guys at? 947 00:48:21,703 --> 00:48:24,204 In the heart or in the head? 948 00:48:24,539 --> 00:48:26,073 - You think I'm a good guy? 949 00:48:26,541 --> 00:48:29,711 - Well, when your instinct tells you to do something, 950 00:48:29,744 --> 00:48:31,345 you don't do it 951 00:48:31,378 --> 00:48:34,616 so maybe when it tells you not to that's when you should. 952 00:48:35,517 --> 00:48:36,984 - Oh. 953 00:48:37,017 --> 00:48:38,152 [Esme chuckles] 954 00:48:38,185 --> 00:48:39,219 - Read the room, Alan. 955 00:48:39,253 --> 00:48:41,422 This is the consensual kissing part. 956 00:48:42,189 --> 00:48:43,223 - Uh. 957 00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:45,259 Caroline's back. 958 00:48:45,292 --> 00:48:46,393 [record scratches] 959 00:48:47,294 --> 00:48:48,929 Um. 960 00:48:49,363 --> 00:48:53,133 - Uh, your ex that got with your best friend, Caroline? 961 00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:56,203 - Yeah. Um, she, uh, she wants to present the awards. 962 00:48:56,604 --> 00:48:58,506 - Mm. That's good, I guess. 963 00:48:58,540 --> 00:49:00,040 Great for you. 964 00:49:00,073 --> 00:49:01,308 - Well, the whole thing with Giggles was a mistake. 965 00:49:01,341 --> 00:49:04,111 I mean, I always thought so, but I guess she's realised it too. 966 00:49:04,144 --> 00:49:05,279 So, um. 967 00:49:05,312 --> 00:49:07,981 - Yeah, no, great, um, so pleased for you. 968 00:49:08,015 --> 00:49:09,483 - Uh. 969 00:49:09,517 --> 00:49:10,685 Are you okay? 970 00:49:10,718 --> 00:49:13,020 - Yeah, just peachy. 971 00:49:13,053 --> 00:49:14,388 planning lessons all the time. 972 00:49:14,756 --> 00:49:17,592 - Right, um, I'm sorry, just one second, thank you. 973 00:49:30,705 --> 00:49:34,141 Ladies and gentlemen, I would be happy to present our next film, 974 00:49:34,174 --> 00:49:35,342 'Malicious Intent.' 975 00:49:36,744 --> 00:49:40,314 - No, no, no, no, wait wait wait! 976 00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:44,318 Um. 977 00:49:46,453 --> 00:49:48,523 My apologies. 978 00:49:49,256 --> 00:49:50,424 There will now be a short interval, 979 00:49:50,457 --> 00:49:52,426 as I need a word with the festival director. 980 00:49:55,830 --> 00:49:56,997 Young man, 981 00:49:58,533 --> 00:50:01,468 this is totally irregular. 982 00:50:01,870 --> 00:50:03,738 My paperwork should have been signed 983 00:50:03,771 --> 00:50:06,508 and emailed off this morning. 984 00:50:07,675 --> 00:50:10,244 - I understand. he's just busy. 985 00:50:10,512 --> 00:50:12,412 - You've fobbed me off with that before. 986 00:50:12,446 --> 00:50:14,047 Where is your father? 987 00:50:14,081 --> 00:50:15,717 He is festival director. 988 00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:18,418 - Fully understand, uh, end of the next movie he'll be here. 989 00:50:18,452 --> 00:50:22,489 - Yeah, listen, young man, this might seem like a game to you, 990 00:50:22,524 --> 00:50:24,258 but it's also my job. 991 00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:26,661 And I don't like explaining to my line manager 992 00:50:26,694 --> 00:50:28,530 that I can't manage a simple task, 993 00:50:28,563 --> 00:50:29,597 such as getting a 994 00:50:31,431 --> 00:50:33,367 signature! 995 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,537 - Stand on me, I will sort it. 996 00:50:37,872 --> 00:50:39,072 - it's our big day. 997 00:50:40,575 --> 00:50:43,243 - Uh, yeah, it is. 998 00:50:54,556 --> 00:50:56,858 [gentle music] 999 00:51:03,430 --> 00:51:05,600 ♪ I curse them to hell ♪ 1000 00:51:06,133 --> 00:51:08,302 ♪ As her bow fought the swell ♪ 1001 00:51:08,670 --> 00:51:12,406 ♪ Our ship danced like a moth in the firelight ♪ 1002 00:51:13,373 --> 00:51:17,579 ♪ Wild horses rode high as the devil passed by ♪ 1003 00:51:17,879 --> 00:51:22,282 ♪ Taking souls into Hades by twilight ♪ 1004 00:51:23,651 --> 00:51:25,720 ♪ Five weeks out to sea ♪ 1005 00:51:25,753 --> 00:51:27,889 ♪ We were now 43 ♪ 1006 00:51:27,922 --> 00:51:30,858 ♪ We buried our comrades each morning ♪ 1007 00:51:32,225 --> 00:51:34,127 ♪ In our own sign ♪ 1008 00:51:34,161 --> 00:51:35,763 ♪ We were lost in the time ♪ 1009 00:51:36,296 --> 00:51:40,133 ♪ Endless night we were dawning ♪ 1010 00:51:41,401 --> 00:51:44,639 ♪ Oh ♪ 1011 00:51:44,939 --> 00:51:47,709 ♪ I wish I was back home in Derry ♪ 1012 00:51:48,943 --> 00:51:51,646 ♪ Oh. ♪ 1013 00:51:52,513 --> 00:51:53,848 ♪ I wish I was ♪ 1014 00:51:53,881 --> 00:51:55,215 [gunshot] 1015 00:51:55,248 --> 00:51:57,585 - So essentially, it's like a black ops agent. 1016 00:51:57,619 --> 00:52:00,588 Oh, oh, Caroline, you have to meet our resident movie star, 1017 00:52:00,622 --> 00:52:01,723 Esme Presley. 1018 00:52:02,523 --> 00:52:03,958 - Today, everyone's a star, 1019 00:52:03,992 --> 00:52:06,360 They're all billed as starring or also starring 1020 00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:07,929 without earning that recognition. 1021 00:52:08,730 --> 00:52:12,199 - Caroline, you're back from outer space. 1022 00:52:12,667 --> 00:52:15,268 - I noticed you cry a lot in your films. 1023 00:52:15,302 --> 00:52:17,972 Your tear ducts must be very close to your bladder. 1024 00:52:18,006 --> 00:52:20,407 - Has Alan talked you into presenting? 1025 00:52:20,842 --> 00:52:23,511 - All these Best Actress nominees and I'm just thinking, 1026 00:52:23,544 --> 00:52:24,912 shut up and get a salad. 1027 00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:27,381 - Uh, so, um, Caroline thinks that 1028 00:52:27,414 --> 00:52:29,349 we should just come clean with every adjudicator. 1029 00:52:30,283 --> 00:52:32,185 - Not the best idea. 1030 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,322 - Is that your own thought, or do you need a screenwriter? 1031 00:52:36,624 --> 00:52:39,493 - Caroline, we should be friends. 1032 00:52:41,029 --> 00:52:42,329 - Yes, I agree. 1033 00:52:42,362 --> 00:52:43,430 Best friends. 1034 00:52:46,366 --> 00:52:48,002 - I think that ending needs work. 1035 00:52:48,036 --> 00:52:51,271 - How about less silly questions and a bit more shut the hell up. 1036 00:52:51,506 --> 00:52:54,207 - How did you make her look younger in the film? 1037 00:52:54,241 --> 00:52:55,977 Was that computer stuff? 1038 00:52:56,010 --> 00:52:59,246 - This is a man who thinks the plural of goose is sheep. 1039 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,582 - I ain't saying anything. 1040 00:53:01,616 --> 00:53:03,518 - So then your, uh, 1041 00:53:03,551 --> 00:53:07,555 your style is clearly more gangster than it is horror. 1042 00:53:07,588 --> 00:53:11,025 - Hey, that cat who played Dudley in your movie, 1043 00:53:11,059 --> 00:53:12,192 he was awesome. 1044 00:53:15,029 --> 00:53:16,531 - Joy. 1045 00:53:16,764 --> 00:53:19,867 - All right, ladies and gentlemen, our next film is... 1046 00:53:22,469 --> 00:53:23,538 - 'Sex.' 1047 00:53:24,972 --> 00:53:26,007 - Have fun. 1048 00:53:34,682 --> 00:53:36,951 [seductive music] 1049 00:53:58,072 --> 00:54:01,876 ♪ Time don't wait for no one ♪ 1050 00:54:02,810 --> 00:54:06,514 ♪ There's no escape from what I must do ♪ 1051 00:54:06,547 --> 00:54:07,682 - Turn around and bend over. 1052 00:54:09,717 --> 00:54:13,788 ♪ I can't wait forever ♪ 1053 00:54:14,555 --> 00:54:15,823 - I think it's time to leave. 1054 00:54:15,857 --> 00:54:16,758 ♪ But I will wait for you ♪ 1055 00:54:17,058 --> 00:54:18,926 - I'm young, I'm all dressed up. 1056 00:54:19,426 --> 00:54:22,597 I'm on my way to marry the asexual awakening. 1057 00:54:22,630 --> 00:54:24,699 And there's 290 years separating me 1058 00:54:24,732 --> 00:54:26,266 from the films of Kevin Smith. 1059 00:54:26,667 --> 00:54:31,371 ♪ But that doesn't mean it's true ♪ 1060 00:54:32,874 --> 00:54:37,612 ♪ If time don't wait for no one ♪ 1061 00:54:38,679 --> 00:54:43,483 ♪ How can I wait for you? ♪ 1062 00:54:43,518 --> 00:54:44,619 - Tough love. 1063 00:54:44,819 --> 00:54:48,523 ♪ The cards are on the table ♪ 1064 00:54:48,556 --> 00:54:50,057 - It is complete love. 1065 00:54:50,091 --> 00:54:52,392 It is complete love. 1066 00:54:52,593 --> 00:54:55,062 ♪ Will do ♪ 1067 00:55:02,870 --> 00:55:03,971 - Didn't fancy 'Sex' then? 1068 00:55:05,006 --> 00:55:06,941 - It was beauty that killed the beast. 1069 00:55:07,775 --> 00:55:10,878 'Malicious Intent' should be good competition for Tugg. 1070 00:55:10,912 --> 00:55:12,379 It might blindside him. 1071 00:55:13,181 --> 00:55:14,549 - Well, we can hope so. 1072 00:55:14,582 --> 00:55:15,917 But look, I'm probably the most 1073 00:55:15,950 --> 00:55:18,753 noncompetitive person here, so I win. 1074 00:55:19,954 --> 00:55:21,689 - Secrets and lies. 1075 00:55:23,390 --> 00:55:24,391 Come with me. 1076 00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:29,764 - This is bang out of order. 1077 00:55:30,031 --> 00:55:32,133 Have you any idea how much shit I went through 1078 00:55:32,166 --> 00:55:33,568 to get the day off today? 1079 00:55:33,601 --> 00:55:35,402 This ain't my day job, you know. 1080 00:55:35,435 --> 00:55:36,671 - It's not Alan's fault. 1081 00:55:37,205 --> 00:55:40,575 - Well, this does land squarely on Alan's door. 1082 00:55:40,608 --> 00:55:44,344 - I was thinking, since no one saw the ending of my film, 1083 00:55:44,946 --> 00:55:46,781 can we screen it again, maybe? 1084 00:55:48,716 --> 00:55:50,417 - Look at you, all of you. 1085 00:55:50,785 --> 00:55:54,789 No problem is too big, we can't fix it if we work together. 1086 00:55:54,822 --> 00:55:57,859 - Esme, you're beautiful on the inside, 1087 00:55:57,892 --> 00:56:01,095 but it's important you understand your limitations. 1088 00:56:01,128 --> 00:56:02,897 - Alan, what I'm saying is, 1089 00:56:02,930 --> 00:56:05,398 if anyone actually saw the ending of the film, 1090 00:56:05,432 --> 00:56:07,201 then people would know that my character 1091 00:56:07,235 --> 00:56:09,003 disguises himself as older. 1092 00:56:09,436 --> 00:56:13,440 I will play your dad, and I will sign off this whole festival. 1093 00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:17,111 What? 1094 00:56:18,478 --> 00:56:19,547 I've got range. 1095 00:56:21,182 --> 00:56:22,183 - Him! 1096 00:56:23,784 --> 00:56:25,485 - I can't play Gabriel. 1097 00:56:25,519 --> 00:56:26,988 That accent's incredibly tricky. 1098 00:56:27,922 --> 00:56:31,025 - If you don't do it, then all of this is over for everyone. 1099 00:56:31,058 --> 00:56:32,026 [clears throat] 1100 00:56:32,793 --> 00:56:34,028 - Hello, son. 1101 00:56:34,061 --> 00:56:35,630 How are you? 1102 00:56:35,663 --> 00:56:38,465 - Oh, God, this has disaster written all over it. 1103 00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:40,534 - Something is missing. 1104 00:56:40,902 --> 00:56:42,069 - Could be range. 1105 00:56:43,104 --> 00:56:44,171 - The meanness. 1106 00:56:44,672 --> 00:56:46,406 - Yeah, Gabriel is an arsehole. 1107 00:56:48,009 --> 00:56:50,477 - Oi, I'm not happy, and I don't like it. 1108 00:56:50,511 --> 00:56:51,579 - Oh my God. 1109 00:56:53,714 --> 00:56:54,815 - Esme? 1110 00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:56,449 Is my foot scrub in there? 1111 00:56:58,686 --> 00:57:00,121 This is gonna be brilliant. 1112 00:57:02,957 --> 00:57:04,558 And bring my razor as well, will you? 1113 00:57:22,777 --> 00:57:24,679 You've been blowing hot and cold me all day. 1114 00:57:25,246 --> 00:57:26,914 - Everything's fine in my world. 1115 00:57:28,215 --> 00:57:29,850 - You might want to tell your face that. 1116 00:57:31,719 --> 00:57:32,820 This is a big day for us. 1117 00:57:33,587 --> 00:57:35,122 - You bought the award, Tugg. 1118 00:57:35,323 --> 00:57:36,624 Hardly meritable. 1119 00:57:37,124 --> 00:57:38,659 - I read a book about this once. 1120 00:57:38,693 --> 00:57:40,061 - You sure it was a book? 1121 00:57:40,094 --> 00:57:41,696 You sure it wasn't nothing? 1122 00:57:42,029 --> 00:57:44,999 - This is show business, not care business. 1123 00:57:46,067 --> 00:57:48,536 - You're like all the worst parts of a girlfriend. 1124 00:57:49,337 --> 00:57:50,905 - Do you not want to be the producer? 1125 00:57:52,974 --> 00:57:54,909 - And just for that, when the movie comes out, 1126 00:57:54,942 --> 00:57:57,078 I'm gonna get Matt Damon to play you. 1127 00:57:57,111 --> 00:57:58,279 - Oh. 1128 00:57:58,913 --> 00:58:00,915 Well, maybe I'll get Jade to play you then. 1129 00:58:01,315 --> 00:58:02,650 - Jade? 1130 00:58:02,683 --> 00:58:03,584 - Yeah. 1131 00:58:03,617 --> 00:58:04,986 Your new producing partner. 1132 00:58:06,153 --> 00:58:08,589 A little girl-on-girl action. 1133 00:58:10,591 --> 00:58:11,659 I'm joking. 1134 00:58:12,226 --> 00:58:14,562 Unless... Unless you'd be up for it. 1135 00:58:22,303 --> 00:58:23,938 Jeez, I was only joking. 1136 00:58:24,238 --> 00:58:26,741 - It's not a joke. I'm feeling lost. 1137 00:58:27,608 --> 00:58:28,876 - Hey. 1138 00:58:28,909 --> 00:58:30,544 ♪ I've heard there was a secret chord ♪ 1139 00:58:30,578 --> 00:58:31,879 - Stop. 1140 00:58:31,912 --> 00:58:33,347 ♪ that Michael played It pleased the Lord ♪ 1141 00:58:33,381 --> 00:58:34,815 - Stop! 1142 00:58:36,384 --> 00:58:39,120 If I explained it, I think I'd only confuse you. 1143 00:58:41,722 --> 00:58:43,290 - Do you know what? 1144 00:58:43,324 --> 00:58:44,825 I think it's times like this, 1145 00:58:44,859 --> 00:58:48,095 If I wasn't a multi-award winning, talented filmmaker 1146 00:58:48,129 --> 00:58:50,164 and you were just an ordinary girl, 1147 00:58:50,197 --> 00:58:51,599 ]then we wouldn't have these problems. 1148 00:58:53,768 --> 00:58:54,935 - On 'Gods of Shoreditch,' 1149 00:58:54,969 --> 00:58:57,371 I was supposed to be an associate producer, 1150 00:58:57,405 --> 00:59:00,007 but in reality I was more of a dogsbody. 1151 00:59:00,808 --> 00:59:02,209 - Seriously? This again? 1152 00:59:03,044 --> 00:59:06,213 I told you, it's whatever it takes to get the shot. 1153 00:59:09,116 --> 00:59:11,919 Look, you can produce the next one in full. 1154 00:59:13,154 --> 00:59:14,655 Yeah, my dad's already on board. 1155 00:59:16,057 --> 00:59:18,025 - Take that back and I'll kill you. 1156 00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:20,161 - You're the producer. 1157 00:59:22,396 --> 00:59:23,597 Game face on. 1158 00:59:24,632 --> 00:59:26,267 Hooray for Hollywood! 1159 00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:28,402 [bright music] 1160 00:59:28,436 --> 00:59:30,571 [cameras snapping] 1161 00:59:37,845 --> 00:59:39,113 You didn't hold the bloody lift. 1162 00:59:39,146 --> 00:59:40,114 - Oh, didn't I? 1163 00:59:49,290 --> 00:59:50,291 - Oh, God. 1164 00:59:58,699 --> 01:00:01,135 [cameras snapping] 1165 01:00:09,210 --> 01:00:12,079 - Are you not going to change for the paparazzi shots? 1166 01:00:12,113 --> 01:00:13,814 - It's not really my thing. 1167 01:00:13,848 --> 01:00:16,050 Besides, Gabriel would wear something like this, right? 1168 01:00:16,784 --> 01:00:18,152 - I've got a bad feeling about this. 1169 01:00:18,185 --> 01:00:20,988 - Listen, son, I've got this whole routine worked out. 1170 01:00:21,021 --> 01:00:23,224 - No routine, Okay. This isn't an audition. 1171 01:00:23,257 --> 01:00:25,960 Just say hello and then sign the pissing document. 1172 01:00:25,993 --> 01:00:27,027 - Where's your wife? 1173 01:00:27,828 --> 01:00:29,163 - I think we should just come clean. 1174 01:00:29,196 --> 01:00:30,831 Ha, ha, ha. 1175 01:00:30,865 --> 01:00:31,832 - Hello. 1176 01:00:31,866 --> 01:00:33,400 You must be the adjudicator. 1177 01:00:33,767 --> 01:00:35,870 My son Alan's been telling me all about you. 1178 01:00:36,505 --> 01:00:37,705 [laughter] 1179 01:00:38,339 --> 01:00:40,007 Sorry I've been a bit busy. 1180 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:43,010 This film festival malarkey kept me on my toes. 1181 01:00:43,043 --> 01:00:46,113 - Yes. Seems to have ramped up a notch 1182 01:00:46,147 --> 01:00:48,215 with the screening of 'Gods of Shoreditch.' 1183 01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:51,385 - One of my personal favourites. 1184 01:00:51,418 --> 01:00:54,755 - Um, now that you're here, 1185 01:00:54,788 --> 01:00:58,959 uh, my paperwork needs a signature. 1186 01:00:58,993 --> 01:01:01,695 - Absolutely. Happy to. 1187 01:01:01,962 --> 01:01:03,063 Thanking you. 1188 01:01:06,433 --> 01:01:07,801 Oh, sorry. 1189 01:01:08,369 --> 01:01:10,171 Forgot who I was there for a second. 1190 01:01:10,204 --> 01:01:11,205 [nervous laughter] 1191 01:01:12,373 --> 01:01:13,307 Is that alright? 1192 01:01:13,340 --> 01:01:14,708 - Yeah. 1193 01:01:15,075 --> 01:01:17,478 I'll need a final signing off, 1194 01:01:18,078 --> 01:01:19,380 uh, when the winners are announced, 1195 01:01:20,948 --> 01:01:24,351 Your accent seems off. 1196 01:01:25,052 --> 01:01:26,954 - Uh, [clears throat] 1197 01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:30,457 it's...it's posh voice. 1198 01:01:30,491 --> 01:01:32,393 A posh telephone voice. 1199 01:01:32,860 --> 01:01:35,362 Yeah, I should use it all the time really. 1200 01:01:35,396 --> 01:01:37,198 - [laughs] Right. 1201 01:01:37,231 --> 01:01:39,433 - Your honour, may I show you to the next screening? 1202 01:01:43,237 --> 01:01:44,405 - Oh! 1203 01:01:46,207 --> 01:01:49,243 - You know, my movies are inherently amazing. 1204 01:01:50,811 --> 01:01:52,146 It's all about the big screen. 1205 01:01:53,881 --> 01:01:55,416 And it's not easy being an action star. 1206 01:01:57,885 --> 01:01:59,787 - Thank you. 1207 01:02:02,790 --> 01:02:05,292 - Shouldn't you be up there now that you're here? 1208 01:02:06,427 --> 01:02:09,797 - Yes. Uh, absolutely. 1209 01:02:09,830 --> 01:02:13,100 - He is such a star when it comes to these things. 1210 01:02:17,304 --> 01:02:21,242 - Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you 1211 01:02:22,309 --> 01:02:25,279 'Gods of Shoreditch' 1212 01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:27,448 and it stars, big round of applause, 1213 01:02:27,481 --> 01:02:33,120 for its stars Esme Presley and Tugg Speedman. 1214 01:02:33,153 --> 01:02:35,289 [applause] 1215 01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:48,102 - Good entrance. 1216 01:02:48,836 --> 01:02:50,104 You want to see the one I'm going to make 1217 01:02:50,137 --> 01:02:51,539 when I win my award? 1218 01:02:51,573 --> 01:02:52,574 [Caroline laughs] 1219 01:02:54,475 --> 01:02:56,377 - What? No! Get out! 1220 01:02:56,977 --> 01:02:58,379 Both of you! Come on. 1221 01:02:58,412 --> 01:03:02,116 - Crazy filmmakers trying to draw attention to their film. 1222 01:03:03,117 --> 01:03:05,185 - I thought they were quite fun. 1223 01:03:05,219 --> 01:03:06,554 [she laughs] 1224 01:03:08,322 --> 01:03:10,824 - You know, they do say I'm the new Robert Rodriguez. 1225 01:03:10,858 --> 01:03:13,093 Except I star in my own movies as well. 1226 01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:15,296 - Maybe Robert was smarter. 1227 01:03:16,665 --> 01:03:19,333 [gentle music] 1228 01:03:21,869 --> 01:03:24,471 - You fought well despite a twisted ankle. 1229 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,908 You will live to fight another day. 1230 01:03:28,309 --> 01:03:30,512 And I assure you, it is not serious. 1231 01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:33,380 I took the liberty of feeling the bone 1232 01:03:34,014 --> 01:03:35,482 and it is perfectly sound. 1233 01:03:36,417 --> 01:03:39,420 - Oh, sir, how will I ever thank you? 1234 01:03:39,688 --> 01:03:41,989 - Please do not think of it. 1235 01:03:42,489 --> 01:03:44,325 It is my honour to serve you. 1236 01:03:45,326 --> 01:03:47,227 - Will you not be seated? 1237 01:03:47,261 --> 01:03:49,063 - Pray, excuse me. 1238 01:03:49,631 --> 01:03:51,533 I do not wish to leave a watermark. 1239 01:03:54,134 --> 01:03:56,236 Permit me to call tomorrow afternoon 1240 01:03:57,404 --> 01:03:59,674 so that I may inquire after you. 1241 01:03:59,708 --> 01:04:02,142 [gentle music continues] 1242 01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:06,146 - Fight hard. 1243 01:04:06,447 --> 01:04:07,549 Fight for me. 1244 01:04:14,421 --> 01:04:17,358 - Alan's pitching me some shitty book movie. 1245 01:04:19,026 --> 01:04:21,563 - 'The Gold Particles,' the third book in a series. 1246 01:04:23,197 --> 01:04:25,667 - That Guy, The Irish Connection, 1247 01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:28,001 moussaka and fucking chips. 1248 01:04:28,035 --> 01:04:29,002 Shit, 1249 01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:31,905 that director is the worst. 1250 01:04:32,206 --> 01:04:33,675 He couldn't even direct traffic. 1251 01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:35,643 You know who he should have come to? 1252 01:04:35,677 --> 01:04:37,378 Me, Tugg Speedman. 1253 01:04:39,514 --> 01:04:40,515 You know him, right, babe? 1254 01:04:41,014 --> 01:04:42,916 [gentle guitar music] 1255 01:04:55,162 --> 01:04:57,498 - Fun and happiness and short supply. 1256 01:04:57,532 --> 01:04:59,701 - Out of the frying pan and into the fire. 1257 01:05:00,267 --> 01:05:02,269 - It's always difficult when one person moves on. 1258 01:05:02,302 --> 01:05:04,271 - Hmm. 1259 01:05:04,304 --> 01:05:05,573 I spoke to dad this morning. 1260 01:05:06,541 --> 01:05:10,645 He's recovering, but no mention of my movie, so. 1261 01:05:10,678 --> 01:05:12,246 - Nice guys don't finish last? 1262 01:05:12,279 --> 01:05:13,681 - Yeah. 1263 01:05:15,983 --> 01:05:17,484 You're planning something that's going to get me in trouble, 1264 01:05:17,519 --> 01:05:18,586 aren't you? 1265 01:05:18,620 --> 01:05:20,287 - Oh, most definitely. 1266 01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,557 [playful music] 1267 01:05:34,034 --> 01:05:35,002 [screams] 1268 01:05:36,604 --> 01:05:37,672 - Why? 1269 01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:40,374 [grunts] 1270 01:05:42,476 --> 01:05:44,478 You best move out of the way and let me be. 1271 01:05:44,512 --> 01:05:46,380 - This is not how it works. 1272 01:05:47,014 --> 01:05:48,982 Last chance, dumb boys. 1273 01:05:49,016 --> 01:05:49,684 [blow lands] 1274 01:05:50,317 --> 01:05:51,385 Ha! 1275 01:05:56,323 --> 01:05:57,424 Ha! 1276 01:05:58,593 --> 01:05:59,794 Ha! 1277 01:05:59,828 --> 01:06:01,596 [blows landing] 1278 01:06:18,813 --> 01:06:20,013 - Alan? 1279 01:06:21,148 --> 01:06:23,250 [applause] 1280 01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:25,587 - Thank you everyone for the kind words and praise. 1281 01:06:26,253 --> 01:06:29,557 The buffet has been provided by yours truly. 1282 01:06:29,591 --> 01:06:30,692 Fill your guts. 1283 01:06:33,695 --> 01:06:35,362 - You really don't have to do this. 1284 01:06:35,395 --> 01:06:37,632 You know they have a meal before the awards. 1285 01:06:37,665 --> 01:06:38,766 - These ain't for me. 1286 01:06:39,399 --> 01:06:42,069 [playful music continues] 1287 01:06:46,674 --> 01:06:48,175 [laughs] 1288 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,081 - Wow. 1289 01:06:54,448 --> 01:06:55,650 - That went well. 1290 01:06:55,683 --> 01:06:57,117 - Thanks for that. What happened to the group? 1291 01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:00,655 - This is the best fun I've had all year. 1292 01:07:06,594 --> 01:07:07,695 What's this? 1293 01:07:08,228 --> 01:07:12,266 Naughty movies or my ransom demands. 1294 01:07:12,299 --> 01:07:13,635 [he giggles] 1295 01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:18,540 - We have a late entry to the film festival, 1296 01:07:18,573 --> 01:07:22,644 and I wanted you to experience it in my full company. 1297 01:07:27,447 --> 01:07:30,250 - Late entries are 1298 01:07:30,284 --> 01:07:32,219 highly 1299 01:07:33,588 --> 01:07:34,856 irregular. 1300 01:07:36,758 --> 01:07:38,726 But this could be a lot of fun. 1301 01:07:40,862 --> 01:07:42,229 - Well, this is it. 1302 01:07:42,697 --> 01:07:45,733 This is where Iron Mike is staying the night. 1303 01:07:46,534 --> 01:07:49,904 Because, uh, I don't have three iron bathtubs. 1304 01:07:49,938 --> 01:07:51,606 They were all tied together, 1305 01:07:51,639 --> 01:07:53,841 it was really, really, really good, like. 1306 01:07:55,710 --> 01:07:57,545 - I don't know what you want me to say. 1307 01:07:57,779 --> 01:07:59,212 Mike's was the best film. 1308 01:07:59,747 --> 01:08:01,348 - I have no patience with best. 1309 01:08:01,883 --> 01:08:03,885 I have no patience with fairness. 1310 01:08:03,918 --> 01:08:05,720 Life is not fair. 1311 01:08:05,753 --> 01:08:07,454 Love is not fair. 1312 01:08:08,355 --> 01:08:10,424 And as long as we still breathe the air 1313 01:08:10,457 --> 01:08:13,393 of a free capitalist society. 1314 01:08:13,661 --> 01:08:16,430 Business will never be fair. 1315 01:08:17,464 --> 01:08:19,232 Sacrifice, Alan, 1316 01:08:20,434 --> 01:08:22,737 like the kamikaze pilots used to do. 1317 01:08:23,905 --> 01:08:25,940 - Yeah, that's a discomforting stay, isn't it? 1318 01:08:25,974 --> 01:08:27,675 - Haemorrhoids cause discomfort. 1319 01:08:28,776 --> 01:08:31,345 This is open heart surgery. 1320 01:08:31,779 --> 01:08:33,246 [message chimes]] 1321 01:08:36,249 --> 01:08:38,218 Fuck the phone, Alan. 1322 01:08:38,418 --> 01:08:40,555 - You said I could produce. 1323 01:08:40,588 --> 01:08:44,926 - I'll, knock you the fuck out right here, right now. 1324 01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:46,493 - We did the right thing. 1325 01:08:48,228 --> 01:08:49,396 - Are you okay? 1326 01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:51,431 [Gabriel groans] 1327 01:08:51,465 --> 01:08:53,935 - Movie stars do not have opinions. 1328 01:08:53,968 --> 01:08:55,603 [gentle music] 1329 01:08:55,970 --> 01:08:58,271 Sorry. I know you're his dad, 1330 01:08:58,305 --> 01:09:00,608 but Alan worked damn hard throughout this festival. 1331 01:09:00,942 --> 01:09:03,578 - And I suppose the bro's code is over 1332 01:09:03,611 --> 01:09:05,680 now your fucking Tugg's wife. 1333 01:09:05,713 --> 01:09:06,881 - I think I'm done here. 1334 01:09:09,917 --> 01:09:11,251 - [Gabriel] We're bloody ruined! 1335 01:09:15,957 --> 01:09:18,358 [traffic rumbling] 1336 01:09:23,230 --> 01:09:24,197 - Alan! 1337 01:09:24,231 --> 01:09:25,465 You know what I'm gonna say? 1338 01:09:25,499 --> 01:09:27,300 - Yes, I know your ending, but I'm not being funny, 1339 01:09:27,334 --> 01:09:29,403 the only thing I care about ending is this festival. 1340 01:09:29,436 --> 01:09:31,204 Eyes front. 1341 01:09:31,238 --> 01:09:33,508 - God, does making movies have to be all this difficult? 1342 01:09:34,008 --> 01:09:35,610 - I'm looking forward to this. 1343 01:09:35,643 --> 01:09:36,878 Who's doing your presentation? 1344 01:09:37,277 --> 01:09:38,311 Hope it's a surprise. 1345 01:09:38,345 --> 01:09:39,514 - Oh. Me too. 1346 01:09:39,847 --> 01:09:40,882 If she shows up. 1347 01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:42,215 - Hmm? - Hmm. 1348 01:09:42,249 --> 01:09:43,383 - Hmm. 1349 01:09:43,417 --> 01:09:45,252 - I do love surprises. 1350 01:09:45,285 --> 01:09:47,722 [indistinct background chatter] 1351 01:09:57,431 --> 01:09:58,900 - Ladies and gentlemen, 1352 01:09:58,933 --> 01:10:01,536 please put your hands together for our wonderful guest speaker, 1353 01:10:01,569 --> 01:10:02,637 Caroline Doherty. 1354 01:10:03,538 --> 01:10:05,873 [applaud] 1355 01:10:08,910 --> 01:10:11,746 - So very glad to be here this evening 1356 01:10:11,779 --> 01:10:15,516 amongst all the wonderful filmmakers and stars. 1357 01:10:16,349 --> 01:10:18,953 To be a filmmaker, you have to be psychotic 1358 01:10:18,986 --> 01:10:20,655 in your desire to do something. 1359 01:10:21,723 --> 01:10:23,891 For the first category. 1360 01:10:23,925 --> 01:10:26,994 Best actress in a Feature film; 1361 01:10:27,595 --> 01:10:30,263 Millie Ward 'Malicious Intent.' 1362 01:10:30,297 --> 01:10:32,365 [applause] 1363 01:10:33,300 --> 01:10:36,336 Esme Presley in 'Gods of Shoreditch.' 1364 01:10:36,637 --> 01:10:39,707 [applause] 1365 01:10:39,741 --> 01:10:42,777 And Fran Walsh in 'Hey Mr. DJ.' 1366 01:10:42,810 --> 01:10:44,612 [applause] 1367 01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:47,280 And the winner is... 1368 01:10:47,648 --> 01:10:48,683 - This is just the start. 1369 01:10:48,916 --> 01:10:50,084 Esme Presley. 1370 01:10:50,118 --> 01:10:52,419 [applause and cheering] 1371 01:10:55,757 --> 01:10:56,991 So very well done. 1372 01:10:57,424 --> 01:11:01,428 - I would like to show my immense gratitude 1373 01:11:01,461 --> 01:11:04,732 to all of the team involved in 'Gods.' 1374 01:11:04,766 --> 01:11:07,001 [applause] 1375 01:11:09,971 --> 01:11:13,908 - And for our first Best Picture nominee, we have; 1376 01:11:13,941 --> 01:11:15,076 'Hey, Mr. DJ.' 1377 01:11:15,109 --> 01:11:16,778 - You didn't think to thank me? 1378 01:11:16,811 --> 01:11:18,679 The man who made it all happen. 1379 01:11:18,713 --> 01:11:20,948 - A film about a time in the 90s 1380 01:11:20,982 --> 01:11:25,086 where DJs were gods and gangsters ruled the streets. 1381 01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:27,454 - Your ego will be stroked enough tonight. 1382 01:11:27,487 --> 01:11:28,455 - Let's have a look. 1383 01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,462 - What did you throw there? 1384 01:11:35,963 --> 01:11:38,533 - Just, uh, just some bags I was storing stuff in. 1385 01:11:40,868 --> 01:11:42,502 Right, get yourself freshened up. 1386 01:11:42,537 --> 01:11:43,971 Got a great place for us to go to. 1387 01:11:44,005 --> 01:11:45,472 - Oscar, I'm not feeling up to it. 1388 01:11:45,506 --> 01:11:47,909 - Hey, you're single now, remember? 1389 01:11:47,942 --> 01:11:49,342 Half an hour, we're off. 1390 01:11:50,945 --> 01:11:55,482 - And the next category is Best newcomer nominees. 1391 01:11:55,516 --> 01:11:58,085 Lin Cheng for 'Opera and the Evening Garden.' 1392 01:11:58,119 --> 01:11:59,153 [applause] 1393 01:11:59,187 --> 01:12:01,789 Millie Ward for 'Malicious Intent.' 1394 01:12:01,823 --> 01:12:02,757 [applause] 1395 01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:06,761 and Jess Bronski in 'Mysterious.' 1396 01:12:07,662 --> 01:12:11,599 And the winner is Millie Ward in 'Malicious Intent.' 1397 01:12:11,632 --> 01:12:14,635 [applause and cheering] 1398 01:12:17,605 --> 01:12:19,173 - Oh my God, I don't even know what to say. 1399 01:12:19,207 --> 01:12:22,043 Um, thank you so much to the festival. 1400 01:12:22,475 --> 01:12:25,445 Thank you so much to everyone that I've met. 1401 01:12:25,478 --> 01:12:29,416 And if you would like to come for drinks afterwards, 1402 01:12:29,650 --> 01:12:31,451 then, uh, meet me at seven. 1403 01:12:31,484 --> 01:12:33,453 - She knows how proud I am of her, don't you? 1404 01:12:34,088 --> 01:12:37,390 - Hey, I was nervous, and I got one. 1405 01:12:37,658 --> 01:12:40,127 I mean, it looks like roughly the right shape. 1406 01:12:40,161 --> 01:12:41,929 I mean, it's gonna save me a ton of batteries. 1407 01:12:43,898 --> 01:12:48,468 - And our next best film nominee is for 'Malicious intent.' 1408 01:12:48,769 --> 01:12:51,539 [rock music] 1409 01:13:00,915 --> 01:13:02,617 [shouting] 1410 01:13:05,485 --> 01:13:09,056 And the next category is Best Editing nominees. 1411 01:13:10,057 --> 01:13:13,194 We have Emmet Bronski in 'Mysterious.' 1412 01:13:13,895 --> 01:13:16,530 Tugg Speedman for 'Gods of Shoreditch,' 1413 01:13:17,598 --> 01:13:20,701 George Cheng for 'Opera in the Evening Garden,' 1414 01:13:20,735 --> 01:13:22,069 [applause] 1415 01:13:22,103 --> 01:13:24,238 and the winner is... 1416 01:13:24,272 --> 01:13:25,773 - Well, this is a vindication 1417 01:13:25,806 --> 01:13:27,775 considering no one saw the ending. 1418 01:13:28,509 --> 01:13:32,113 And our third best film nominee is 'Gods of Shoreditch,' 1419 01:13:32,146 --> 01:13:35,415 a story about time travelling gangsters. 1420 01:13:36,550 --> 01:13:39,253 - By night, one way by day another. 1421 01:13:39,287 --> 01:13:40,554 This shall be the norm. 1422 01:13:41,022 --> 01:13:43,591 Until you take true love's first kiss. 1423 01:13:44,025 --> 01:13:46,060 And love takes its true form. 1424 01:13:47,295 --> 01:13:48,763 [magical chime] 1425 01:13:50,631 --> 01:13:52,133 - Is there no one else? 1426 01:13:54,302 --> 01:13:56,871 - And a rather exciting category. 1427 01:13:56,904 --> 01:13:58,906 Best actor nominees: 1428 01:13:58,940 --> 01:14:02,910 We have George Cheng in 'Opera and the Evening Garden.' 1429 01:14:02,944 --> 01:14:05,279 [applause] 1430 01:14:05,313 --> 01:14:08,149 Ashraf Ward in 'Malicious Intent.' 1431 01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:10,483 [applause] 1432 01:14:10,518 --> 01:14:13,054 Tugg Speedman in 'Gods of Shoreditch.' 1433 01:14:13,087 --> 01:14:14,088 [applause] 1434 01:14:14,121 --> 01:14:15,790 [indistinct] 1435 01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:17,258 And the winner is... 1436 01:14:18,025 --> 01:14:19,260 Tugg Speedman 1437 01:14:19,293 --> 01:14:20,695 [applause and cheering] 1438 01:14:21,028 --> 01:14:22,063 - Gutted, mate. 1439 01:14:22,530 --> 01:14:23,664 Proper gutted. 1440 01:14:24,598 --> 01:14:26,167 I honestly thought I was in with a shout. 1441 01:14:28,035 --> 01:14:29,070 - Me too. 1442 01:14:29,637 --> 01:14:30,972 I was the best actor. 1443 01:14:31,172 --> 01:14:34,275 - And our fourth best film nominee... 1444 01:14:34,308 --> 01:14:37,078 - I didn't know nothing about no fourth nomination. 1445 01:14:37,111 --> 01:14:41,148 - ...is a work of modern day art versus immense need. 1446 01:14:41,182 --> 01:14:43,150 Now let's have a look at 1447 01:14:43,184 --> 01:14:45,786 'Homelessness and the Man' by Mike Read. 1448 01:14:46,153 --> 01:14:47,922 - So there's certain things that you would do, 1449 01:14:47,955 --> 01:14:49,590 well certain things you look for 1450 01:14:49,623 --> 01:14:52,460 like shopping centre pounds in the trollies. 1451 01:14:52,727 --> 01:14:53,961 That's a pound, like. 1452 01:14:53,995 --> 01:14:55,029 A pound's like... 1453 01:14:57,598 --> 01:14:59,100 £200. 1454 01:14:59,133 --> 01:15:01,902 - And we're down to the final award of the evening. 1455 01:15:01,936 --> 01:15:04,772 Best overall film of the festival. 1456 01:15:05,206 --> 01:15:06,273 And the winner is... 1457 01:15:07,108 --> 01:15:09,210 - Hardly a win if you paid for it. 1458 01:15:11,212 --> 01:15:12,613 - Mike Read. 1459 01:15:12,646 --> 01:15:14,949 [applause and cheering] 1460 01:15:24,592 --> 01:15:25,826 - What's going on? 1461 01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:28,329 - Well, looks like Mike just won best film, Tugg. 1462 01:15:28,929 --> 01:15:30,664 - You're fucking... 1463 01:15:30,698 --> 01:15:31,699 - Thanks and everything. 1464 01:15:32,299 --> 01:15:33,934 The beds are really comfortable. 1465 01:15:33,968 --> 01:15:36,137 [applause and cheering] 1466 01:15:38,606 --> 01:15:39,673 - This isn't right! 1467 01:15:41,308 --> 01:15:43,711 The film wasn't even in the programme! 1468 01:15:43,744 --> 01:15:45,980 What the hell even is this fucking shit film? 1469 01:15:46,013 --> 01:15:48,282 My daddy paid for all of this. [audience gasps] 1470 01:15:48,315 --> 01:15:50,251 - What are you talking about? 1471 01:15:50,284 --> 01:15:51,552 - This was all paid for. 1472 01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:53,888 No, not him. 1473 01:15:53,921 --> 01:15:55,856 That's just a shit actor. 1474 01:15:56,123 --> 01:15:57,391 This is outrageous. 1475 01:15:57,425 --> 01:15:59,160 I knew something was wrong. 1476 01:16:01,262 --> 01:16:02,696 - Okay. 1477 01:16:02,730 --> 01:16:04,965 - I thought he was pretty convincing. 1478 01:16:04,999 --> 01:16:07,735 - You falsified records. 1479 01:16:07,768 --> 01:16:09,236 There may well be charges. 1480 01:16:09,703 --> 01:16:11,038 - What charges? 1481 01:16:11,072 --> 01:16:12,640 - No, no, no, please, all right, look, I'm sorry. 1482 01:16:12,673 --> 01:16:13,908 This whole thing was my fault. 1483 01:16:13,941 --> 01:16:16,877 Don't punish or charge anyone else. 1484 01:16:16,911 --> 01:16:19,213 My dad, Gabriel guy from the phone 1485 01:16:19,246 --> 01:16:21,215 had a massive heart attack. 1486 01:16:21,248 --> 01:16:23,951 And he had so much money invested in this festival. 1487 01:16:24,285 --> 01:16:27,321 And is Tugg Speedman telling the truth? 1488 01:16:27,688 --> 01:16:30,057 - Technically, yes, most of it was his money. 1489 01:16:30,091 --> 01:16:31,725 - His father's money. 1490 01:16:31,759 --> 01:16:33,727 - Yes, but we went with our hearts. 1491 01:16:33,761 --> 01:16:35,863 And that's why Mike won Best Film. 1492 01:16:36,397 --> 01:16:38,199 - I don't judge the films. 1493 01:16:38,232 --> 01:16:39,633 I'm merely here to make sure 1494 01:16:39,667 --> 01:16:41,669 that the festival is run properly. 1495 01:16:41,702 --> 01:16:45,406 From what you're telling me, this has been an absolute farce. 1496 01:16:45,773 --> 01:16:48,342 [gentle music] 1497 01:16:53,114 --> 01:16:56,350 - Mr. adjudicator, excuse me for interrupting. 1498 01:16:56,383 --> 01:16:59,720 I have known Esmé a long time, 1499 01:16:59,753 --> 01:17:02,123 and, well, if my word has any bearing, 1500 01:17:03,424 --> 01:17:04,625 Esmé, 1501 01:17:05,192 --> 01:17:07,895 she always speaks from her heart. 1502 01:17:07,928 --> 01:17:09,296 - Miss Warren. 1503 01:17:11,232 --> 01:17:12,666 Whoa, whoa. 1504 01:17:15,436 --> 01:17:16,704 Warren, 1505 01:17:18,038 --> 01:17:21,876 I am a huge fan of your movies. 1506 01:17:23,177 --> 01:17:27,781 And your words do carry significant weight. 1507 01:17:27,815 --> 01:17:30,484 But this is an official matter. 1508 01:17:30,519 --> 01:17:33,053 - Mm. I fully understand that. 1509 01:17:34,488 --> 01:17:39,293 But if Esmé says that 'Homeless Man' is the best film, 1510 01:17:42,296 --> 01:17:43,464 I would not disagree. 1511 01:17:45,199 --> 01:17:46,467 - Thank you Rachel. 1512 01:17:47,301 --> 01:17:48,469 - You're welcome. 1513 01:17:48,502 --> 01:17:51,038 [gentle music continues] 1514 01:18:13,260 --> 01:18:16,263 Producers, erm, is this jacket okay? 1515 01:18:16,297 --> 01:18:17,932 It feels a bit big. 1516 01:18:20,968 --> 01:18:23,037 - Sometimes you just got to take the chances. 1517 01:18:24,038 --> 01:18:25,472 - Do you regret taking a chance on me? 1518 01:18:26,140 --> 01:18:28,175 - Who am I to argue with the producer? 1519 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,014 - Do you Miss Tugg? 1520 01:18:35,550 --> 01:18:37,751 - Wherever he is and whatever he's doing, 1521 01:18:37,785 --> 01:18:39,753 let's just hope he's not missing us. 1522 01:18:40,589 --> 01:18:42,256 [engine revving] 1523 01:18:51,498 --> 01:18:53,267 - Total submission bitches. 1524 01:18:55,135 --> 01:18:56,403 - Is this gonna hurt? 1525 01:18:56,437 --> 01:18:58,005 - True love is pain. 1526 01:18:58,339 --> 01:19:00,474 [Tugg screams] 1527 01:19:02,209 --> 01:19:05,112 [rock music] 1528 01:19:54,495 --> 01:19:55,563 - Turn over. 1529 01:19:56,363 --> 01:19:57,965 And action! 1530 01:20:03,037 --> 01:20:05,272 - I'm not playing a streetwalker. 1531 01:20:05,306 --> 01:20:07,074 - It's a tart with a heart. 1532 01:20:07,107 --> 01:20:08,275 - Would a second rate streetwalker 1533 01:20:08,309 --> 01:20:09,310 wear an outfit like this 1534 01:20:09,343 --> 01:20:11,245 I'm first class. Won best newcomer. 1535 01:20:11,445 --> 01:20:13,615 - Just do it how it's written, please, babe. 1536 01:20:15,684 --> 01:20:17,284 - Idiot! 1537 01:20:19,486 --> 01:20:23,090 - You know the saying never work with children or animals. 1538 01:20:24,325 --> 01:20:25,593 - He loves me really. 1539 01:20:26,393 --> 01:20:27,595 - Proper diva. 1540 01:20:27,629 --> 01:20:30,297 [rock music continues] 1541 01:21:01,128 --> 01:21:04,532 [singing opera] 1542 01:21:17,512 --> 01:21:19,980 [rock music continues] 1543 01:21:45,139 --> 01:21:48,475 - Some beautiful paths can't be discovered without getting lost. 1544 01:21:50,377 --> 01:21:52,279 - I never did thank you, did I? 1545 01:21:56,684 --> 01:21:58,318 - Emmet. 1546 01:22:01,321 --> 01:22:02,389 I've got something for you. 1547 01:22:02,423 --> 01:22:05,325 - Oh, God. Please do not kidnap me now. 1548 01:22:05,359 --> 01:22:06,460 - You'll like this. 1549 01:22:10,130 --> 01:22:11,432 - Oh, please. 1550 01:22:11,465 --> 01:22:13,434 He did it to himself when we went back on his word. 1551 01:22:15,235 --> 01:22:16,303 - You're welcome. 1552 01:22:18,172 --> 01:22:20,542 - Why did you just not leave us alone? 1553 01:22:22,009 --> 01:22:24,411 We told you time and time again. 1554 01:22:24,445 --> 01:22:26,714 But you still didn't listen to your sister. 1555 01:22:30,652 --> 01:22:32,085 - Oh, okay. 1556 01:22:32,119 --> 01:22:34,154 [Esme chuckles]